Drug test

lusidghost

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I've ALWAYS used synthetic urine for tests. There's no point in even having a chance to fail. I've used them at least 7 times and it worked every time. Very easy to use. Warm to temp and hold next to your balls.

When I worked construction I always carried a bottle incase I got injured on the job. I was never high at work, but I wasn't going to let them deny paying medical bills and fire me just because I smoked on my own time.
 

OrganicMartian

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I've ALWAYS used synthetic urine for tests. There's no point in even having a chance to fail. I've used them at least 7 times and it worked every time. Very easy to use. Warm to temp and hold next to your balls.

Is there a certain brand that works best. Just seems like it could be tested to find out
 

Romulanman

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When I worked construction I always carried a bottle incase I got injured on the job. I was never high at work, but I wasn't going to let them deny paying medical bills and fire me just because I smoked on my own time.
I had a scare like that when I was a driver delivering steel. I accidently backed over a small sign in a parking lot while on my route. Before I got back to the yard my boss called me and told me that the labcorp downtown was waiting for me to do a drug test. Standard OP and I was ready. I stopped at a head shop to buy some on my way and asked the employees if they had a micro. Saved my ass that day!
 

MICHI-CAN

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Skipped the thread. Apologies. Old story.

Pee test are cheaper than 20 years ago for a reason. They are cheaper quality. If smoking a joint a day of average or above body fat?? You should not test positive if you just be lazy, clean and consume above normal water and food.

Urinate before you go to the drop. As soon as possible to drop. Inconclusive at best over a few periods of overwatch as I indulged.

No claim of validity or effect as presented. Just my luck playing the game!
 

Rozgreenburn

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30 years ago they tried to get our union to condone piss tests, damn near had a wildcat! Unfortunately they will test if you got injured. I had the situation arise years later when qualifying for a Kidney transplant. They were way cool, I knew they would find Lots of cannabis, so I simply told the transplant team that I used weed and it was beneficial to my existence. They simply said, no problem, just don't bring it up again!
 

MICHI-CAN

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30 years ago they tried to get our union to condone piss tests, damn near had a wildcat! Unfortunately they will test if you got injured. I had the situation arise years later when qualifying for a Kidney transplant. They were way cool, I knew they would find Lots of cannabis, so I simply told the transplant team that I used weed and it was beneficial to my existence. They simply said, no problem, just don't bring it up again!
Yep. Hope you are well.

UAW1350.

Cost many a good man and family for personal endeavors.
 

Rozgreenburn

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Yep. Hope you are well.

UAW1350.

Cost many a good man and family for personal endeavors.
Thanx bro, doin great. When the kidneys started failing I quit alcohol, shitty food and reduced the stressors, and of course, I upped my canna consumption. Best of all, every time the doctors check me out, they always comment on how good my lungs sound. Finally livin' right.

Carpenters locals 599 & 1.
 

MICHI-CAN

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Thanx bro, doin great. When the kidneys started failing I quit alcohol, shitty food and reduced the stressors, and of course, I upped my canna consumption. Best of all, every time the doctors check me out, they always comment on how good my lungs sound. Finally livin' right.

Carpenters locals 599 & 1.
Cigs are killing me. Alcohol no issue. Severely less red meat improved my health. No veggie for industrial solvent removal. Humor on.
 

xtsho

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I'll look up some synthetic urine see if It's available in time. I'm not a fan of other people's pee. Sounds like the detox drink is too risky
The detox is definitely risky. If they use one of those off the shelf products it would probably work. If the sample goes to an actual lab they might not detect cannabis but they'll know you tried to cheat. They test for creatine levels and all kinds of stuff. You can't beat the real tests unless you have clean urine.

But they'll just send you to a testing lab somewhere where they'll have you go into a room alone and produce the sample. Using other urine is the best way to ensure a clean test.
 

MICHI-CAN

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The detox is definitely risky. If they use one of those off the shelf products it would probably work. If the sample goes to an actual lab they might not detect cannabis but they'll know you tried to cheat. They test for creatine levels and all kinds of stuff. You can't beat the real tests unless you have clean urine.

But they'll just send you to a testing lab somewhere where they'll have you go into a room alone and produce the sample. Using other urine is the best way to ensure a clean test.
As much as I am ashamed of and beyond juvenile behavior and that one time fighting for a friend in need.

I've bought discount store versions of test kits. Just for laughs.

Seriously I believe the science. THC is stored in your fat cells. Blood and digestive maybe 96 hours.

Don't F-N move off the couch except to pee. And eat more munchies.

Messed up from a healthy diet guy. But control your bodily functions people.
 

ZeeeDoc

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I’ve done this twice. Passed both times. I used my dads pee who doesn’t smoke. Put the sample cup as close to your groin as possibly, wear tight underwear to keep in place, this will keep it as warm just like normal pee, I took a temp using a meat thermometer when I peed in the cup and I also took the temp and hour after I had the sample cup next to my groin and it came out the same temp. Gotta have the balls to do it but 100% worked for me.
 

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MICHI-CAN

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I’ve done this twice. Passed both times. I used my dads pee who doesn’t smoke. Put the sample cup as close to your groin as possibly, wear tight underwear to keep in place, this will keep it as warm just like normal pee, I took a temp using a meat thermometer when I peed in the cup and I also took the temp and hour after I had the sample cup next to my groin and it came out the same temp. Gotta have the balls to do it but 100% worked for me.
Man I actually miss the rush induced by my youthful stupidity. And the best example was getting a phone call from the P.O. about two hours into the celebration of freedom get together. Had to pee and look at her while we awaited the results.

I drank almost a gallon of vegetable oil a half cup at a time until I had to begin my presentation. Man was my tummy not right. But flow I had.

I gave my sample and it was not only inconclusive, but odd. Signed off free and clear.

Just stay clean. Brief time in a lifetime.
 

Southernontariogrower

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Hello, so I might be lucky enough to pee in a cup. A job opportunity requires a pre employment drug test. I am looking at a detox drink that is supposed to dilute your urine Basically. Has anyone tried one or can recommend an easy way to beat the test? The one at the bong shop is called detoxify mega clean, its 4 stars on Amazon so it must usually work right

I smoke almost daily. A joint or bowl sometime a vaporizer. Maybe 7 grams a month. Haven't smoked in 48 hours
A cup of vinegar and flushing of water, viegar will break down fatty acids l believe,also act like alcohol with no drunkeness, thin blood and water down kidneys, might come back not specific gravity, which means water mainly. Worked in federal prison test, should work for theirs, but you need waterbottle on hand at all times, so the higher up see you consume alot of water, always, then pray no supprises, drink vinnegar 2 hrs befor tes, and water till you grow gills, pee befor test as kidneys will really hurt. Try at home, pee should be like water, it will be water, and pee morning pee first, most build up in morning pee. Yhis will give you a false negetive but works, maybe talk to doc say dehydrated. Might do you l better, and medical backup. Good luck can take up yo 6 weeks at reg body dispersal. Try at home test variable amounts quarter cup third half etc till you find one you feel faith in. Can buy tests online, cathadering urin will work too, but yuk someone elses pee in me, no thanks. Cheapest way to not be labled user.
 
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