Happy birthday to me

[too larry]

. . . . . . . . . . . . .One big clue that an account is a sock, is when it is created "today" and the first post is here in TnT.

This is usualy a sign that sockery is afoot.. . . . . . . . . .

Every couple of weeks I get one of those same day accounts that follows me. I can understand folks doing it that way. I'd be embarrassed to follow me too.

 

[Indagrow]

Seriously, that chest tattoo must be intimidating for some chicks -

You: C'mon in, babe. I got some left over pizza, and just washed my sheets.
Some Chick: Okay, but I just wanna make out a little...
You: *Takes off shirt*
SC: Oh, shit! *Realizes she has to make up her mind quickly*

Wayy off man this is where pizzas go to die and I never wash these crusties!

Everything else is scary accurate

 

[tyler.durden]

Wayy off man this is where pizzas go to die and I never wash these crusties!

Everything else is scary accurate