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[420God]

Have you ever had to pee after handling jalapeno peppers?

My buddy was eating pickled jalapenos just before fooling around with his girlfriend. She came screaming out of the room after he attempted to finger her. It was pretty hilarious.

 

[BudmanTX]

 

[buried]

I grow Carolina Reapers and about 20 other varieties of super-hot peppers (mixed in w/MJ). The forgiveness level offered by my fiance after a day's harvest was remarkable. That was 20+ years ago, but we're both still scarred and scared of good peppers and give them space.

 

[ANC]

Do guys really do that? Like show each other your junk? Not judging, genuinely curious.

I do remember when I was like 7 my buddy and I would always try and cross streams when we peed. Would be hilarious to see two adults do it.

 

[macsnax]

My buddy was eating pickled jalapenos just before fooling around with his girlfriend. She came screaming out of the room after he attempted to finger her. It was pretty hilarious.

Ya..... I might know a little about that myself.....

 

[ANC]

 

[Laughing Grass]

I think he was saying it wouldn't take much encouragement

I wasn't encouraging anything

 

[curious old fart]

My buddy was eating pickled jalapenos just before fooling around with his girlfriend. She came screaming out of the room after he attempted to finger her. It was pretty hilarious.

it wasn't for her

 

[ANC]

 

[ANC]

 

[ANC]

 

[ANC]

 

[ANC]

daughter and her mom.. who urged her to sleep with sugar daddies to pay for their surgery

 

[ANC]

 

[lokie]

daughter and her mom.. who urged her to sleep with sugar daddies to pay for their surgery

I can imagine their personalities are as shallow as the makeup they wear.

 

[ANC]

I reckon they go through an ounce of foundation in a month.
I also imagine they are buying pregnancy tests in bulk.

When you go through that much (wasted) effort, you aren't going home without a screw even if you have to take home the bar man..

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

wtf russia?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

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I can imagine their personalities are as shallow as the makeup they wear.

i'm sure it wasn't those two, but i ran across two like that at the store here one day, rich tourist cunts...they asked me how i liked living here, so i told them about how it was a great place, but the tourists turn it into a steaming pile of shit place to live...the mother looked at the daughter (i think, who can tell through all the silicone) and said, "oh look, it doesn't like it's environment."....i told them i liked my environment just fine, i just didn't care for the trash i was forced to share it with, and walked away....

 

[Hydrotech364]

 

[Hydrotech364]

Wurd!