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rikdabrick

rikdabrick

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Observe & Report said:
In Louisiana, murder is a mandatory life sentence without parole if you don't get the death penalty. Next time, try Google instead of just making shit up.
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Sorry dad, I'll do better next time :(

When I grow up I'll make you proud! My skills of putting internet jockeys in their place with some mere flicks of my fingers will astound even you dad and if it doesn't I'll probably end up as a junkie on the streets of San Francisco. Please be proud of me dad! PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME DAD! I SWEAR MY LIFE WILL SHATTER TO PIECES IF YOU DON'T START SHOWING SOME PRIDE IN ME DAD! DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS THE JUNKIE SON THAT SPENDS THE DAY WALLOWING IN HIS OWN FECAL MATTER IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? EVERYBODY JUDGING YOU, ASKING WHERE YOU WENT WRONG IN RAISING ME?

No, no you don't. So tone it down because if you don't I'll shove a needle full of smack in this arm so freaking fast it'll make your head spin. Don't try me.

And I love you :hug:
 
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reallybigjesusfreak

reallybigjesusfreak

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rikdabrick said:
Sorry dad, I'll do better next time :(

When I grow up I'll make you proud! My skills of putting internet jockeys in their place with some mere flicks of my fingers will astound even you dad and if it doesn't I'll probably end up as a junkie on the streets of San Francisco. Please be proud of me dad! PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME DAD! I SWEAR MY LIFE WILL SHATTER TO PIECES IF YOU DON'T START SHOWING SOME PRIDE IN ME DAD! DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS THE JUNKIE SON? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? EVERYBODY JUDGING YOU, ASKING WHERE YOU WENT WRONG IN RAISING ME?

No, no you don't. So tone it down because if you don't I'll shove a needle full of smack in this arm so freaking fast it'll make your head spin. Don't try me.

And I love you :hug:
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:roll:
 
reallybigjesusfreak

reallybigjesusfreak

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rikdabrick said:
Your in-depth use of emojis is astounding! You wouldn't happen to be related to my dad, would you?
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dude, just chill. You got called out for posting bullshit, no need to make a bunch of sarcastic "oh is THIS what you want?!" posts. There's nothing "astounding" about my emoji use. You're not cute or funny.
 
rikdabrick

rikdabrick

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reallybigjesusfreak said:
dude, just chill. You got called out for posting bullshit, no need to make a bunch of sarcastic "oh is THIS what you want?!" posts. There's nothing "astounding" about my emoji use. You're not cute or funny.
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Right. And there's also non-asshole ways to respond to people which was the reason for my reply being the way it was. And just so you know, I don't think you're cute or funny either.

And I am feeling pretty chill by the way.
 
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reallybigjesusfreak

reallybigjesusfreak

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rikdabrick said:
Right. And there's also non-asshole ways to respond to people which was the reason for my reply being the way it was. And just so you know, I don't think you're cute or funny either.
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I was never trying to be, which is the difference between our posts. I very literally rolled my eyes at your post and used the proper emoji to express it. You decided to do family role play.
 
rikdabrick

rikdabrick

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reallybigjesusfreak said:
I was never trying to be, which is the difference between our posts. I very literally rolled my eyes at your post and used the proper emoji to express it. You decided to do family role play.
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Well now I'm just offended. It's like high school all over again. What is it about me that you wouldn't try to be cute and funny with me? Is it my crooked teeth? My receding hairline? My abundance of body hair and somewhat curious odor? WHY DON'T ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF THE HEART?

You are taking this too seriously to be rolling your eyes literally. Internet much?
 
thumper60

thumper60

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rikdabrick said:
Right. And there's also non-asshole ways to respond to people which was the reason for my reply being the way it was. And just so you know, I don't think you're cute or funny either.

And I am feeling pretty chill by the way.
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the non asshole way to reply would be not to reply at all yiks!!
 
the rock

the rock

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rikdabrick said:
Sorry dad, I'll do better next time :(

When I grow up I'll make you proud! My skills of putting internet jockeys in their place with some mere flicks of my fingers will astound even you dad and if it doesn't I'll probably end up as a junkie on the streets of San Francisco. Please be proud of me dad! PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME DAD! I SWEAR MY LIFE WILL SHATTER TO PIECES IF YOU DON'T START SHOWING SOME PRIDE IN ME DAD! DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS THE JUNKIE SON THAT SPENDS THE DAY WALLOWING IN HIS OWN FECAL MATTER IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? EVERYBODY JUDGING YOU, ASKING WHERE YOU WENT WRONG IN RAISING ME?

No, no you don't. So tone it down because if you don't I'll shove a needle full of smack in this arm so freaking fast it'll make your head spin. Don't try me.

And I love you :hug:
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IF your passing out full loads of smack dont forget"The Rock"
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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reallybigjesusfreak said:
First responder discount? Huh, I've never heard of such a thing. What is the reason behind that? Are there discounts for any other industries? Just curious.
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Prison guards, cops, firefighters. It’s a discount some offer. Most now qualify for insurance benefit I think, but he didn’t have much of a case I guess. Veteran affairs turned him down :(. His tour was the Caribbean on a ship, there was the constant fear of falling off, or missing the boat when ashore....scary stuff I guess.
 
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