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DrUgZrBaD

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spotted: yellow bird in the politics section.

please let this be real, unlike the dream i had in which i was back in high school with ill-fitting pants while trying to run but unable to get any traction.

Your avatar makes me feel uncomfortable.
 

mr sunshine

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Nothing important, where you been? busy, busy?
Yea, I got a second job and had some family problems, a couple people died or whatever. I definitely an working alot more now, Im trying to live up to my mexican heritage. I've managed to lose the base of my penis. It now lives in a layer of fat covered in hair. last week I was scrubbing my asshole and my hand slipped in between by cheeks and I felt some sort of ball, so im pretty sure im packing at least one hemorrhoid.




@Gary Goodson they haven't deported you yet?
 

srh88

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Yea, I got a second job and had some family problems, a couple people died or whatever. I definitely an working alot more now, Im trying to live up to my mexican heritage. I've managed to lose the base of my penis. It now lives in a layer of fat covered in hair. last week I was scrubbing my asshole and my hand slipped in between by cheeks and I felt some sort of ball, so im pretty sure im packing at least one hemorrhoid.




@Gary Goodson they haven't deported you yet?
Sorry about all that man.. hope you're doing alright otherwise.. real nice to see you back dude
 

Singlemalt

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Yea, I got a second job and had some family problems, a couple people died or whatever. I definitely an working alot more now, Im trying to live up to my mexican heritage. I've managed to lose the base of my penis. It now lives in a layer of fat covered in hair. last week I was scrubbing my asshole and my hand slipped in between by cheeks and I felt some sort of ball, so im pretty sure im packing at least one hemorrhoid.




[B]@Gary Goodson[/B] they haven't deported you yet?
Fuck no dude! Gary scammed them bigtime; he's the head cook on the federal Wall Building crew, he's like a GS14 or some shit He just drinks beer and BBQs all day everyday on Uncle Sam's dime
 

Gary Goodson

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Yea, I got a second job and had some family problems, a couple people died or whatever. I definitely an working alot more now, Im trying to live up to my mexican heritage. I've managed to lose the base of my penis. It now lives in a layer of fat covered in hair. last week I was scrubbing my asshole and my hand slipped in between by cheeks and I felt some sort of ball, so im pretty sure im packing at least one hemorrhoid.




@Gary Goodson they haven't deported you yet?
Shit I thought trump sent you to work on the wall. And that's why you haven't been around...

But don't worry, I took over sucking all these assholes dicks while you were gone. Except for @bu$hleaguer, he said he would only fuck one Mexicans mouth hole! So fuck both of y'all:finger:
 
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