tyler.durden
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That's my privilege as a lady...
The Old Farts thread
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Singlemalt
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Ahh, that was you; thought it smelled rather floral
Bob Zmuda
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Lol! You fuckin rock.
Hookabelly
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Boom! There's the SM we loveNot all of us
haight
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Thas why it's in Toke n' talk I guesses
haight
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I woke up..., So I got out of bed.
haight
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Or a feather up your ....
haight
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Were you able to get the flow started each time?
tyler.durden
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Couldn't stop it if I tried. I'm PMing you dick pics so you can see what I'm working with, thank you for your interest...
putembk
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I keep it there for luck.
greasemonkeymann
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shit...
I got some stories..
met this chick at a bar last week, we hit it off, exchanged numbers, etc, but she was staying at a friends so she had to leave that night, anyways, so we've been texting all week, she's a cute 27 yr old nurse, she's like throwing herself at me, trying to take advantage of my innocence..so the conversation turns to birthdays, I mention I just had mine, and she asks how old... so at this point, I think shes like early 30s, so I tell her I am 37 (which was a lie, I just turned 39)
I don't have grey hair, and i'm in good shape so often girls mistake me for younger...
Well shit..
so, poof, she disappears..
first time I've been dissed for being old.
JUST happened two days ago..
and damnit I can pull young tail all day long..
moral of the story is?
next time I lie about my age?
i'm gonna shave off more than 2 yrs...
Oh, side note.
I once took 30 minutes to tear apart my house looking for my directv remote.
couldn't find it, got all pissed, and went to the fridge to get me a beer.
and lo and behold, what was chillin right next to my coconut water..
remote in the fridge, fellas...
yeaaa...
haight
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Well Prebop, looks like all the other old farts have croaked. It jus you, me and the thumb suckers here now bro. Damn I've been to too many funerals these past few years.
BarnBuster
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when reading the paper it's comics first then the obits
you really from Philly? My mom's folks were all from Bridesburg. Many worked at the Plumb Factory. We'd take the Manhattan Ltd train there in the summer (It was ALWAYS on time) and go to the "Joisy" shore.My Grandma on my dad's side lived in Beaver Falls, Pa. The train would make a stop about 200 yards from her house. The conductor (always Black and always nice) would shepherd us to the exit, put down an auxiliary step, help us off the train, wave. {{sighs}}
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qwizoking
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*sighs
putembk
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Morning haight. Yup, not many o'l farts here. Threads like this have done well on other sites...thought it would take off here but....NO. I will keep trying though. Have learned quickly though you better have thick skin to survive here......love it!
Hookabelly
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I'd encourage you to NOT lie about your age. Only b/c I know someone who is now pushing 50 and does this. Women know when guys are doing it, trust me and this poor bastard is just embarrassing himself. I know you're in your 30's and only shaved a couple years, so not pathetic (yet) but women know when guys are fibbing. Screw her if she didn't want to go out with you. Her loss.
Also on the remote in the fridge: did that w/ my phone. Tore the house apart looking for it right there with ya LOL
greasemonkeymann
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yea, normally I do pretty well with women so this was sorta an isolated incident, but i'm good with it.
and I reaaally hope i'm not still juggling insane women in my 50's.
and WHY the fridge??
I mean we are some serious stoners when that happens...
ok.. I didn't wanna say this earlier cuz i'm prideful...
buuut the remote incident happened twice...
yea...
so now.. the fridge is ON my list of "to check" areas when I lose shit..
seriously.. now granted I do take pride in growing some fairly potent pot, so I could lean on that as the cliché excuse.. but somehow I attribute this to my age
anyways..
now I can get of the therapy couch, I feel better now.
Singlemalt
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About 10 yrs ago (I was 56 then) was 3rd in the check out line at grocery store. A young guy was in front dealing with checker, then a late 30 sumthin woman ahead of me. The guy is flirting with the checker, a very cute 20 something, and he is doing a miserable job; crude, no class and he is pissing her off big time. The gal was royally pissed. Dude leaves and the checker and woman in front of me commiserate in a rant about men, what pigs we are etc. These 2 gals are really angry. I'm thinking, fuck, I'm gonna catch it and I have a full cart. My turn, the girl is sweet as pie, " Hello Sir, how are you Sir, having a nice day, Sir?" I'm a bit befuddled til I realize, it's happened SM, you are no longer a sexual object in the eyes of young women, you've gotten old.
haight
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Yes Bridesburg was in the shadow of the Rohm & Hass chemical plant. They invented Plexiglas. Very high incidence of cancer there. Most of the residents were first, second or third generation Polish. Which shore? I spent my summers in Ocean City sieving the sand under the board walk. Anywhere that had a concession counter on the boardwalk would be great for finding coins.when reading the paper it's comics first then the obits
My Grandma on my dad's side lived in Beaver Falls, Pa. The train would make a stop about 200 yards from her house. The conductor (always Black and always nice) would shepherd us to the exit, put down an auxiliary step, help us off the train, wave. {{sighs}}