Friend gave me a order how do i complete it ....one of those enjoy

[justugh]

yo

ok some of u know and some do not
i am one of those rare drunks .......where i am extremely happy outgoing willing to share what i got with others just for a story....kind of person

been like this since i was a teen ......i know when i am happy drunk me stupid dumb things happen (this ranges from drinking contest or a around robin of packed bowls/bongs/joints to flat bed surfing down the highway going 130 and waving at a cop or something goes up in flames)

the hang overs are always epic

but now back to the order.......as i know i am like this i tend to make sure i have someone around to distact me with a bong and a new beer to keep me from doing the crazy ass impluse .......i tend to limit my drinking

but this is a vacation and i am by myself .........so how do i hire someone to keep me from going to bat shit happy drunk me and ending up in jail/dead

oldest friend in the world called in a chip and ordered me to figure it out or no heavy drinking .....i keep my word so trying to figure it out

he said hire a hooker for 300 tell her to keep u leashed in .......i do not trust hookers what can i say odds are thy feed into it tring to get me shitfaced passed out to roll me .......little do they know i drink like a fish i would end up with a 600 buck bar tab in no time ....2 bottles of 8 year old rum runs yah 500-600 plus 5 pitchers of beer with food


so u got any ideas........anyone in oregon need job for a night maybe 2 if coke comes into it

 

[abe supercro]

he said hire a hooker for 300 tell her to keep u leashed in .......i do not trust hookers what can i say odds are thy feed into it tring to get me shitfaced passed out to roll me .......little do they know i drink like a fish i would end up with a 600 buck bar tab in no time ....2 bottles of 8 year old rum runs yah 500-600 plus 5 pitchers of beer with food


so u got any ideas........anyone in oregon need job for a night maybe 2 if coke comes into it

http://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

 

[sunni]

ya just stop drinking, know your limits
thats what responsible drinking is



or you could only take out so much money per night so you cant buy more alcohol what i used to do in my early 20s lol

 

[6ohMax]

 

[justugh]

ya just stop drinking, know your limits
thats what responsible drinking is



or you could only take out so much money per night so you cant buy more alcohol what i used to do in my early 20s lol

that is the trouble with the new phones and can pay with them
i linked it to only one card tho if i do mess up i can pay off in 4-6 months

as for the other part it is a vacation 2700 miles from anywhere i know ........part of the reason i am going is to see if i can live there will i like it ......got to go to the bars and find out how life is around there as i am coming in that and work will be my main contact to make new friends ........my limit for drinks i should cover 8 to 10 bars in 1 night if i tried 8 pm to 2 am 30 to 45 mins a place scope out the ppl (try the house mixed drink for guys and the beer they are most proud of ) i will be feeling good by the 3rd place by the 5th 6th i will be full on happy drunk (and in this state offering someone weed will not get me sent to jail i am not ask for money i freely offer a joint to random person)

 

[justugh]

http://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

rem what happened in NY with craigs list ........ppl called them up and they got robbed a few murders

but thanks skim it .........freak them out when they figure out i really mean no sex just want to go out and party need someone to stop the crazy ass impluse i get with a beer or joint change of subject

 

[Bublonichronic]

so your saying you need a babysitter? So then hire a babysitter much better then a prostitute I would think

 

[Unclebaldrick]

ya just stop drinking, know your limits
thats what responsible drinking is



or you could only take out so much money per night so you cant buy more alcohol what i used to do in my early 20s lol

like you ever hadda pay for a drink.

 

[tyler.durden]

yo

ok some of u know and some do not
i am one of those rare drunks .......where i am extremely happy outgoing willing to share what i got with others just for a story....kind of person

been like this since i was a teen ......i know when i am happy drunk me stupid dumb things happen (this ranges from drinking contest or a around robin of packed bowls/bongs/joints to flat bed surfing down the highway going 130 and waving at a cop or something goes up in flames)

the hang overs are always epic

but now back to the order.......as i know i am like this i tend to make sure i have someone around to distact me with a bong and a new beer to keep me from doing the crazy ass impluse .......i tend to limit my drinking

but this is a vacation and i am by myself .........so how do i hire someone to keep me from going to bat shit happy drunk me and ending up in jail/dead

oldest friend in the world called in a chip and ordered me to figure it out or no heavy drinking .....i keep my word so trying to figure it out

he said hire a hooker for 300 tell her to keep u leashed in .......i do not trust hookers what can i say odds are thy feed into it tring to get me shitfaced passed out to roll me .......little do they know i drink like a fish i would end up with a 600 buck bar tab in no time ....2 bottles of 8 year old rum runs yah 500-600 plus 5 pitchers of beer with food


so u got any ideas........anyone in oregon need job for a night maybe 2 if coke comes into it

Did you get the chance to stop by Spartacus yet?

 

[tyler.durden]

like you ever hadda pay for a drink.

I swear, I was JUST about to post that! Dammit, UB3...

 

[SoOLED]

in order to have a $300/hr low end hooker watch you all day its 7,200 dollars.....
and if you have that much, she just as likely to get you drunk and rob you...

 

[fandango]

yo

ok some of u know and some do not
i am one of those rare drunks .......where i am extremely happy outgoing willing to share what i got with others just for a story....kind of person

been like this since i was a teen ......i know when i am happy drunk me stupid dumb things happen (this ranges from drinking contest or a around robin of packed bowls/bongs/joints to flat bed surfing down the highway going 130 and waving at a cop or something goes up in flames)

the hang overs are always epic

but now back to the order.......as i know i am like this i tend to make sure i have someone around to distact me with a bong and a new beer to keep me from doing the crazy ass impluse .......i tend to limit my drinking

but this is a vacation and i am by myself .........so how do i hire someone to keep me from going to bat shit happy drunk me and ending up in jail/dead

oldest friend in the world called in a chip and ordered me to figure it out or no heavy drinking .....i keep my word so trying to figure it out

he said hire a hooker for 300 tell her to keep u leashed in .......i do not trust hookers what can i say odds are thy feed into it tring to get me shitfaced passed out to roll me .......little do they know i drink like a fish i would end up with a 600 buck bar tab in no time ....2 bottles of 8 year old rum runs yah 500-600 plus 5 pitchers of beer with food


so u got any ideas........anyone in oregon need job for a night maybe 2 if coke comes into it

Ok..I read this request 3 times...(since I just finished a liter of whiskey)tonight
sounds like you need to take a row boat out to sea and sink it,and forget about the next day

 

[justugh]

so your saying you need a babysitter? So then hire a babysitter much better then a prostitute I would think

yes happy drunk me needs a babysitter .........someone drunk me will listen and stop the crazy action i am about to undertake at the time
i am bi polar as is my impluse control is questionable at best ........but happy drunk me ....just say i blown alot of the cash i have made in the past paying for something in some way

for my own safety i should have a anchor to keep me from doing something really dumb
.....call it a baby sitter if u want alls i know is best to have one if let happy drunk me out ( ren fair i have built up 19 years of deals and agreements i can be happy drunk me there and i have ppl to stop me from drawling a sword and dueling ppl or the police )

Ok..I read this request 3 times...(since I just finished a liter of whiskey)tonight
sounds like you need to take a row boat out to sea and sink it,and forget about the next day

sad thing is i am one hell of a swimmer and thanks to the pills the doctors had me on part of the side effect was 20 lbs i can not seem to lose no matter what i fucking do so i got body fat to keep little warmer and something to keep me alive

burning a boat and swimming is not new to me in any case .....can not go to jail if the boat is under 500 plus feet of water

 

[fandango]

yes happy drunk me needs a babysitter .........someone drunk me will listen and stop the crazy action i am about to undertake at the time
i am bi polar as is my impluse control is questionable at best ........but happy drunk me ....just say i blown alot of the cash i have made in the past paying for something in some way

for my own safety i should have a anchor to keep me from doing something really dumb
.....call it a baby sitter if u want alls i know is best to have one if let happy drunk me out ( ren fair i have built up 19 years of deals and agreements i can be happy drunk me there and i have ppl to stop me from drawling a sword and dueling ppl or the police )



sad thing is i am one hell of a swimmer and thanks to the pills the doctors had me on part of the side effect was 20 lbs i can not seem to lose no matter what i fucking do so i got body fat to keep little warmer and something to keep me alive

burning a boat and swimming is not new to me in any case .....can not go to jail if the boat is under 500 plus feet of water

you can lose the 20lbs if you follow the no whites program...I did not know you are running from the law
what did you do to get in trouble

 

[justugh]

you can lose the 20lbs if you follow the no whites program...I did not know you are running from the law
what did you do to get in trouble

side effect from the pills they had me on for bi polar

not running from anything right now ........i learned my lesson do the time and get out fuck probation/parole

what i did get introuble for was
getting happy drunk at ren fair then leaving ren fair and going to a good greasey food place where i offered a vape pen to ppl .....one was a undercover dea agent ( he was cool showed his badge told me put it away ) his wife called the cops on me