Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[roseypeach]

always room for you sweetheart, you'all get on over here.

otw!!!!!

 

[Flaming Pie]

It's exciting. This buddy just happened to be in town for the weekend from out west. He and I had a sleepover once after my last break up.

And he broke my 8 months of celibacy streak! He looks like Captain America. It's crazy. Haha.

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He works out. Hahaha.

Woah. Nice one. Ha.

 

[Pinworm]

So, I almost shit my pants last night in line at the gas station. Did I tell you guys that? She was counting out my change for the jerky and vodka, my tummy gurgled, and then I let out a frosty rude fart and had to pucker right back up. A little bit still squeezed out. So, I had to wipe my ass with some Wendy's napkins before I drove home. All in all, still not the worst trip to the pumps I've made...

 

[roseypeach]

I DO remember. You have always taken great care of me.

Holyshit big bro. That sounds fiery as fuck. My mouth started watering when you started describing the hash browns...

{{stomach rumbles}}

cuz I loves u!! and u have always been there for me!

So, I almost shit my pants last night in line at the gas station. Did I tell you guys that? She was counting out my change for the jerky and vodka, my tummy gurgled, and then I let out a frosty rude fart and had to pucker right back up. A little bit still squeezed out. So, I had to wipe my ass with some Wendy's napkins before I drove home. All in all, still not the worst trip to the pumps I've made...

Sharts are the worst!!

hope you are feeling better!

 

[Yessica...]

Woah. Nice one. Ha.

Yup.

Now back on the market. Have a new friend. This will be interesting…

I’m far too high to be doing work right now, met with my new special friend this morning. Never had sexytime before work since I started this job.

SO FUN! hahaha

 

[bu$hleaguer]

It's exciting. This buddy just happened to be in town for the weekend from out west. He and I had a sleepover once after my last break up.

And he broke my 8 months of celibacy streak! He looks like Captain America. It's crazy. Haha.

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He works out. Hahaha.

Did he anal or was he a fuckin pussy?

 

[Yessica...]

Did he anal or was he a fuckin pussy?

He fucked me RIGHT in the PUSSY!

No anal. Sorry.

hahah

 

[bu$hleaguer]

He fucked me RIGHT in the PUSSY!

No anal. Sorry.

hahah

Lame. Did you at least eat his pussy?

 

[Yessica...]

Lame. Did you at least eat his pussy?

PM me.

 

[Yessica...]

This is gonna get old REAL fast...

 

[Dr.Pecker]

This is gonna get old REAL fast...

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I'm thinking next week for me.

 

[Yessica...]

I'm thinking next week for me.

Can't sleep - so went to "the grocery".



How you doin???

 

[Metasynth]

Penis penis penis

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Can't sleep - so went to "the grocery".

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How you doin???

I'm doing. I don't eat that stuff.

 

[Yessica...]

I'm doing. I don't eat that stuff.

Food? hahah

Only brains and blood?

Penis penis penis

bagina bagina bagina

 

[spandy]

I see you bought cottage cheese.

you forgot ruffles.

 

[roseypeach]

He fucked me RIGHT in the PUSSY!

No anal. Sorry.

hahah

awww no?? anal is great!! if you have a good driver

Bwahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Congrats on your conquest!!!

 

[roseypeach]

This is gonna get old REAL fast...

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oh its coming for us. The national weather service says we are probably going to get upwards of 30 inches this season.

YIKES!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

It’s been a fun day! See you later RIU, off to go dinner party, birthday party, bar party, and maybe after party.

HAVE A WONDERFUL SATURDAY NIGHT!

 

[roseypeach]

everybody got drunk and ptfo'd because they started drinking early.. My tolerance is nil now since I've been cutting way back so I quit hours ago. 9 pm on a saturday night and I'm the only one awake

have fun hun!!!