You and your friends are fucking slackers. Six years and you couldn't get a big toe in the pink? Clear evidence of a shameful lack of dedication or focus, probably both.
Don't blame me, it was in @bu$hleaguer 's sig. Also; two whole months? Imagine my shame. I already posted my penis in denim-relief on this site, what more do you bloodsuckers want?
Also seriously, six years? Weak, were you twelve when it started, or fifty?
I'm sorry, dude, it just struck me that if your friends and you were in your sexual prime that should be a relatively trivial goal, even if silly.