Why UK Members Gotta Be so H8in?

[ChingOwn]

 

[dannyboy602]

Simian Serrena Willaims.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[ErieR33FER]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[pinkjackyle]

why wasnt jesus born in england ?



they couldnt find 3 wisemen and a virgin .

 

[Growan]

Morning all. Erryone still h8in in here? Lovely!

Crumpets and tea? Toast? Boiled eggs?

 

[Growan]

Hey, note apparently we ran off the Brits...tho its prolly their bedtime

This post made at 0425 GMT. So, yeah, mostly 'up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire' i recon. Even i tend to call time about 2am as a rule,

 

[Growan]

why wasnt jesus born in england ?



they couldnt find 3 wisemen and a virgin .

Aha! Jokes that can apply to anyone! My favorite.... How do you stop an american drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Anyone for muffins?

 

[mr sunshine]

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[Growan]

Gotta love that funny little bird!

 

[irish4:20]

Wish mine were that nice!! I just got these small ball's I inherited from my Irish Ancestor's

Nothing to do with irish ancestors my balls are fine... maybe god just taught u should find it hard to reproduce cause ur a fckn moron and didnt want more fckn idiots like u runing around

 

[Growan]

Aha! The european contingent is awaking! Morning Irish4:20, plate of rashers and boxty for you?

 

[irish4:20]

Aha! The european contingent is awaking! Morning Irish4:20, plate of rashers and boxty for you?

Mornin growan .. how are u ??? Id love a plate of rashers and sum fresh bread ... no boxty but a nice cup of tea wud do

 

[Growan]

I love the whole "British-American" thing. Here in the states, we bring out armored vehicles during race riots. In the UK, they bring out "armoured vehicles". So wierd.

'Armored' vehicles.... hmmm *When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore(d vehicles)!

 

[Growan]

Mornin growan .. how are u ??? Id love a plate of rashers and sum fresh bread ... no boxty but a nice cup of tea wud do

I'm altogether mighty, to use the venacular. Had boxty for the first time the other day. Not bad, but a little salty. I could massacre a pile of rashers in some nice white bread, but i'd insist on calling it 'bacon' still.
Anyway, kettle's on, cup of Barry's on the way.

 

[irish4:20]

'Armored' vehicles.... hmmm *When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore(d vehicles)!

Im nearly sure they use a simplifed form of english

 

[Growan]

Im nearly sure they use a simplifed form of english

Yerp.

 

[irish4:20]

I'm altogether mighty, to use the venacular. Had boxty for the first time the other day. Not bad, but a little salty. I could massacre a pile of rashers in some nice white bread, but i'd insist on calling it 'bacon' still.
Anyway, kettle's on, cup of Barry's on the way.

Ahh not barrys im a lyons man meself bacon buttie the only way .... hey i seen this goat and i just taut of u

 

[Growan]

Ahh not barrys im a lyons man meself bacon buttie the only way .... hey i seen this goat and i just taut of u

Nice goat, man! Saved for future use. Thanks!

My missus is one of the vegematerians and out of respect i don't fry meat in the gaff. So if i want bacony goodness for breakfast it's breakfast bbq's or off to the garage. Not the same as a home fry.