You know you're stoned, when??????

nope the lighter, bong, and me loosing my beer, and ignoring my g/f, as im about to post, aint good enough for those threads so, i started one for real retards

plus one more wont hurt, just proves we all, get too wasted occassionally,

forgot to mention, that after i sat the bud on top of the lighter i thought shit weres my lighter at? i was like patting the couch, before working it out, id had the bong and lighter in the same hand, and essentially i was looking for a second imagenary lighter to light my real lighter with.

but i spose if i say that its the same as some other dudes post

so ill just shut up then

Thought I picked up the dabber, it was a bic pen.

Also, when, your cleaning out the slip on cone piece. then put it down, to grab some bud, then push the buds straight into the stem collar, without the cone piece, and as you pull, the shit it gets sucked into the bong,

wasted.


im starting to do that more often lately, stop it man, its a waste of good weed

when your mixing up your nutes and put in the part A first, then a minute later cant remember if it was A or B and have to start again

im sure ive put in the A part in twice, and no B part, then not bothered to check, ph, as well, wasted.


i mean who does this shit??. stop haveing a sesh, before work

when.......oh crap i forgot what i was gonna say?

when, you take a whole bunch of harvest pictures then remove the sd, card to up load them, on here, and have a smoke before turning on your laptop, then spend the entire tripp, looking for the sd card, only to pass out and wake up the next day, with all the doors of your house open, from when u was looking around.


fairly shure i was stonned yesterday, and no pics were uploaded

Dropped a big oily bud in the bong thinking it was the bowl was smoking a lot of bho that night

Fuck me... Im blizted on some afghani kush reading this thread laughting my ass off...

I'm quite familiar with some of the above experiences

copperheadroad1 said:

when your mixing up your nutes and put in the part A first, then a minute later cant remember if it was A or B and have to start again

im sure ive put in the A part in twice, and no B part, then not bothered to check, ph, as well, wasted.


i mean who does this shit??. stop haveing a sesh, before work

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forgot to mention that was a few years ago and the plant died all, of a sudden, i dont do that shit much these days, erm cough cough

copperheadroad1 said:

when, you take a whole bunch of harvest pictures then remove the sd, card to up load them, on here, and have a smoke before turning on your laptop, then spend the entire tripp, looking for the sd card, only to pass out and wake up the next day, with all the doors of your house open, from when u was looking around.


fairly shure i was stonned yesterday, and no pics were uploaded

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found it, it was next to the tv, im sure i looked near there,

When you are hiking a trail and sit down to have a safety meeting. After you finish and pack up again, you realize you forgot which way you were headed and which way you came from. Happened all the time - figured out that we had to put our packs on the side of the log we want to continue in. No fun when you walk for an hour or so and realize you are back at the parking lot, not further towards a camp site.

ha ha, nice work,

i would have got to to camping ground first, then got blazzed

When I start to think weird thoughts.

You know your stoned when you have to pull over from laughing so hard at how funny your friends car horn sounds lol

u know ur either stoned/ghetto or both if u use dish soap to shave..... because ur to stoned/ghetto to buy more shaveing gel even doe u got mad money but u just dont wanna run to the store

When the weather man says that the fog is hugging the California coast

You know you're stone when you open the fridge and think

Walk into the room and stand there staring because you can't remember what you went in there for. Walk all the way back to the other side of the and remember what you were looking for. Depending on how high, you may repeat or detour to fridge and forget again.

you know youve been, stonned the night before, when you get up, and find all the lids to your Mason jars flung open and all different kinda buds youd planned to save have all been pulled apart and left at various places, like kitchen sinks etc..

i mean you have'nt just checked 1 or 2 stashes, youve open every container thats ever seen a bud, then,,,




after you get up, and see all, the lids off you think WTF, then realise, oh yeh, i might have got wasted..

You know youre stoned when you light the bowl, take a couple of tokes, and then realize 2.5hrs of cartoons have passed and your still holding the bowl and a lighter and when you realize it, you still have no idea wtf just happened......man, I adore those kind of mornings, don't you?

Peace

Asmallvoice