You know you're stoned when..

Sittin On A Cloud said:

When you forget you have the bong in your hand and start to stretch and pour bong water down your back and head

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I've done that on more than one occasion

my personal observations:
1. after 30 min you realize you were gonna hit the bong in 5 min
2. you loose the lighter, and find out that you've pocketed like 4 of them

dgk4life said:

u know your stoned when u r trying to find your phone or lighter for any length of time the whole time it is in your hand

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you know your high when you go to taco bell and forget the pipe is laying on your lap

hahahahahahahahah i was gonna put that. one time we smoked like 6 bowls and a blunt and i asked this girl atleast 10 times if she had the lighter and it was in my pocket the whole time.

Sittin On A Cloud said:

When you forget you have the bong in your hand and start to stretch and pour bong water down your back and head

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ahahaahahaha you've done this i gather?

When you've been smoking herb and watching TV for the most of the morning, and eventually lose your lighter(even though you've been using it all morning). Search the living area for about 20-30 minutes to finally find the lighter(in the most unlikely place like inside the fridge, or inside the spice rack cabinet), then sit on the couch to start smoking again only to discover you lost the remote control in the process of searching for the lighter. . .

you know yr stoned when you add the word "officer" at the end of every sentence

Shit under your sisters mattress.

Basshead said:

When you've been smoking herb and watching TV for the most of the morning, and eventually lose your lighter(even though you've been using it all morning). Search the living area for about 20-30 minutes to finally find the lighter(in the most unlikely place like inside the fridge, or inside the spice rack cabinet), then sit on the couch to start smoking again only to discover you lost the remote control in the process of searching for the lighter. . .

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Shit man you know me!

JimmyPot said:

Shit under your sisters mattress.

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you shat under your sisters matress? ahaha

You know your stoned when your soup pot dries out and catches on fire because you leave it when you go for one more bong hit and end up smoking another bowl...... True story, range hood got charred a little, but no real damage. LOL

you know your stoned when you wake up and find half joint and weed everywhere in your bed...what the hell was I doing? bongsmile

you know your stoned when you wake up with a half eaten hamburger on your chest or stomach


you know your stoned when you wake up to a house full of smoke because you fell asleep waiting for a frozen pizza to cook


you know your stoned when you cant find the joint/blunt you just rolled because, while you werent paying attention, you sneakily hid it from yourself by placing it behind your ear



i really hope non of these were said.. i didnt read the entire thread.. just wanted to get these out before i forgot them..

when u pass out in the same recliner every night trying to watch a movie. i am always slumped over hanging out of it like a drunk slob haha.

mastakoosh said:

when u pass out in the same recliner every night trying to watch a movie. i am always slumped over hanging out of it like a drunk slob haha.

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you know you're stoned when you mistake your backpack for the cat..