Nah still not funny, & you can read all of that into a 20-ish word post?
You Know You're a Stoner if....
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secretweapon
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If you plant a seed in a pot only to dig it up in 3 days to find its not there, Lol sorry Ollie!
If your girlfriend complains that you smoke to much dank.
If your girlfriend complains that you smoke to much dank.
zoomcrzy45
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You know you're a stoner when you eat an entire bag of cheetos while in the shower. Then when I, your mom, asks "Honey why is there orange prints all over the shower and an empty cheetos bag?" And the answer is "I was hungry".
Damn I love that kid! (Straight A high honors btw)
Damn I love that kid! (Straight A high honors btw)
zoomcrzy45
Member
Oh shit that is the worst cause its an all out panic!
kbo ca
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well your lame, get over itNah still not funny, & you can read all of that into a 20-ish word post?
rollin in grass
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You know your a stoner when you gotta buy 3-5 new phones every month
When you spark the ash in your hookah lol
When you spark the ash in your hookah lol
tardis
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That is hillarious! from now on i'll end sentences that begin with "I was so" with that because it means nothing but can be used to funnily describe anything.
"I was so angry i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so happy i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so horny i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower."
Thats my new catchphrase!
VER D
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you must be an uber stoner then huh
smhsmichael
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I got a pic of a blunt I rolled out of brown paper bag, LOL i was desparate with no cigar
Lol. Thats a quote from from IgrowUgrow. Hahah made me laugh
Lol. Thats a quote from from IgrowUgrow. Hahah made me laugh
FriendlyGuy
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You know your a stoner when you grab some weed and forget that you were going to roll up a joint :]
FriendlyGuy
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You know your a stoner when you look at brownies or hear the word Edible you think Pot :]
I can't tell you how many times I've said "I'm good for now" while I'm lighting the J.
Its all good !
Dizzle Frost
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LOL its the demise of most stoners out there
smhsmichael
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Lol so get this. Im in my supply chain class, and my professor is talking about cargo holding units that go on semi trucks. Well aparently the industry jargon for those is "reefers"! Lol no joke. So then my professor does off for 5 minutes talking about reefers and saying shit like "reefers come in 20 and 40 foot sizes" and "Ive even seen reefers get as large as 53 feet." Lmao! And of course I was baked, so this shit had me giggling lol.
zoomcrzy45
Member
Well I'm honored that we gave you a new catchphrase. Lol, happy smokin! z
In military vernacular, particularly the sea going services, refrigerators & even freezers are called reefers.
Just the way it is.