You Know You're a Stoner if....

you know your medicated when you drop the chillum and forget what happened before it hits the ground.

hydrogro12 said:

you know your medicated when you drop the chillum and forget what happened before it hits the ground.

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Drop the what?

Chillum >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You know you're a stoner when the thought of sticking a tampon up your ass for anal pleasurement has crossed your mind more than once.

If while reading this message you totally forgot what the topic was....

If you write the same thing twice cause you forgot you wrote it the first time.... but I never do that...

If you write the same thing twice cause you forgot you wrote it the first time.... but I never do that..

knehbosem said:

You know you're a stoner when the thought of sticking a tampon up your ass for anal pleasurement has crossed your mind more than once.

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Uhmmm, Thats not the sign of a stoner, it the sign of latent weird ass sexual tendencies.
And welcome to RIU.

greatwhitenorth said:

uhmmm, thats not the sign of a stoner, it the sign of latent weird ass sexual tendencies.
and welcome to riu.

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burnn hahhaha

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Uhmmm, Thats not the sign of a stoner, it the sign of latent weird ass sexual tendencies.
And welcome to RIU.

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Perhaps being a stoner woke him up to th efact that he has latent weird ass sexual tendencies, and he thinks its the pot...

when your your weekend involved writing a paper and a birthday party but was still a good one cuz you were stoned the entire time

if you're a chick and you wipe BEFORE you pee!

Sorry I forgot....what was the topic? I just had it a second ago....

if you ask a bunch of stoners if you "should eat these shrooms i found"

pilgram said:

if you ask a bunch of stoners if you "should eat these shrooms i found"

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I've seen that very question asked on here quite a few times.
Makes you wonder how many dead fuckers there are out there slumped over their keyboard.

You know you're a stoner when you're driving down a back country road that looks like every other back country road and all of a sudden you forget which road you're on or where you're going. Then you tell yourself to just keep going and you'll recognize it eventually, I mean, there's a reason you turned onto that road in the first place, right? Eventually, you'll see a landmark and it comes back to ya....

if my avatar trips you out

your avatar is just downright creepy, man

you know your a stoner when you eat a full meal,and then are hungry 10 mins later.

you know your a stoner if...
1)you sleep too much and cant tell what day it is
2)you can watch sitcoms that arent funny for hours at a time
3)sometimes you smoke get the munchies eat until your stomach hurts than the next morning you wake up thinking its tuesdays FRIENDS is on your tv and you have to take the biggest dump in your life
4)instead of a piggiebank you have a roach jar