You Know You're a Stoner if....

Truckn said:

When you totally didn't get Translucent Explorer's joke...

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haha just wat i was thinkin +rep

This is something i do repeatedly!, I will turn around in the kitchen to get something from the fridge, then im standing in the living room wondering what the hell im doing there, then I remember what it was im supposed to be doing so head off to the fridge again, at which point i find myself in another room wondering what the hell im doing there, eventually i do find my way to the fridge while muttering to myself phrases like "stoned fucker" and giggling.

You have replied to numerous threads like this.

parttimer said:

This is something i do repeatedly!, I will turn around in the kitchen to get something from the fridge, then im standing in the living room wondering what the hell im doing there, then I remember what it was im supposed to be doing so head off to the fridge again, at which point i find myself in another room wondering what the hell im doing there, eventually i do find my way to the fridge while muttering to myself phrases like "stoned fucker" and giggling.

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Iv gotta admit, i do that a lot too

You know you're a stoner when your reading this forum.

If your kids are dressed like Trichomes on Halloween, then you might be a stoner.

...your friends ask to buy books of papers off you coz you've got so many lying around (I'm sure there was someone on here the other day who had loads of different brands...)

clear eyes in your pocket

when you read the whole thread to make sure what youre about to say hasnt already been said, but skimp out on reading the longer ones.

when you prepare something; for example im making fries, i preheat i think of this as vegging. i stick the fries in, this is flowering. the timer sounds. HARVEST! thats inside of an oven of course

edit: lol you know youre a stoner when youre excited because you think what you just posted is funny as shit, but come down and realize its just alright

when you watch Half Baked once a week but still cant remember the words

...you start the coffee in the morning, go onto the computer and completely space about the coffee for an hour.

...everything you bake comes out a little overdone because you get high and forget you have something in the oven

...you make sure to get new weed before you run out of the old weed

you know your a stoner if you have time to sit infront of you computer all day thinking of a response to the "your know your a stoner if..." thread.

You stand at the door to your backyard for 5 minutes calling your dog inside and he doesn't come. You then get pissed and yell "fine, stay outside then". You then slam the door and plop down on the couch to take another bowl hit only to look down at the floor and notice the dog laying on his blanket where he's been the whole time staring at you.

If you understand "Only users lose drugs".

when you have a joint in one hand, and french fries in the other. and you endup with green teeth somehow? haha

You still can't remember how somebody could convince you to shave off your eyebrows; giggle attacks out of nothing; it's getting incresingly difficult to read a long, coherent sentence.

when you "forget to listen" when people are talking to you, and you are just staring at them with this dumb look and no thoughts in your head. or when you have to see a move 3 times to have any recollection of who's even in it. or my personal favorite, when you are in the middle of a sentence and people have to help you out because you couldn't come up with a simple word like table or car. which leads to my last one: when you have invested over 4 hours of your life googling how to improve your short term memory.

someone asks you what the best invention ever, was and you say microwave

totally have to agree...

accept i would add: you know your a stoner, or you know someone is a stoner when they hear these terms and giggle a little and then look around for someone else to get it too. LOL

you know your a stoner when....

you walk outside..look at a tree... and go "whoa! look at all those different shades of green!"