You Know You're a Stoner if....

And you know you're a stoner if you got Pizza Hut on speed dial...

SLB

SmokesLikeBob said:

You know you're a stoner if someone asks you, "What is your religion?" and you reply, "American"...lol'

SLB

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You are a stoner when that reply brings the response of "Whoa, that's deep."

when you go to pier one with your girlfriend and you cant stop freaking out over all the stuff that would make "really badass bongs".

You know you're a stoner when you blow on your ice cream to warm it up...

You know you're a stoner if you constantly find the number 420 places and smile to yourself

if you visualize everything as a bong and how it can be made into one
if you regularly hang out somewhere with a name such as "the 420 johnspot"
if after your buddies leave a smokefest at your house you walk into the kitchen to find the toaster in the microwave

When you're burning with a buddy and he hands you the pipe and you stare at him blankly, then ask "Dude...wtf do you want me to do with this...."

when you get upset because someone said something you were thinking, because they stole it from you

u start making a joint and look in the ashtray to find half a joint gone out

You know your a stoner if you would walk to the gas station at 3am, even though its over a mile away, just to buy a packet of papers and a can of soda.

Amnesian said:

You know your a stoner if you would walk to the gas station at 3am, even though its over a mile away, just to buy a packet of papers and a can of soda.

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that brings back memories

you know your a stoner if you love to smoke MARIJUANA

you know ur a stoner if ur daily amount would last ur mates a week or more.

Amnesian said:

You know your a stoner if you would walk to the gas station at 3am, even though its over a mile away, just to buy a packet of papers and a can of soda.

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And similarly:

You know you're a stoner when you actually use the controls on the front of your TV/VCR/Receiver/Whatever because you've given up looking for the remote. Then you find it, of course. In your own hand, most of the time.

You know you're a stoner when you're on rollitup

SmokesLikeBob said:

You know you're a stoner when you're on rollitup

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or spend all day trying to get on rollitup like i did yesterday ffs and wen i finaly got on i couldnt be botherd to post anything cuz i was way too stoned by the time i got on lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...if you get severe cramp in your 'smoking arm'!!!

You Forget where you hid your stash. Then your lighter, Then after you spend an hour finding it all you forgot where your bowl went...............

mr west said:

or spend all day trying to get on rollitup like i did yesterday ffs and wen i finaly got on i couldnt be botherd to post anything cuz i was way too stoned by the time i got on lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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hahaha! I hear that man!

You know you're a stoner if you have Bob Marley or some other marijuana icon on your wall!

u kno wen ur a stoner wen u can reach out and touch ur grow tent and ur playstation with out leaving ur seat and at the same time lmao ( or is that u kno ur a stoner in a small flat?)

when you can't tell the difference if your high or not.