You know you're a pothead when:

When you can barely open your eyes to see the keyboard

When you think about how you have 669 Posts and realize that is a 69 but with another chick... Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh... Giggitty

When your leaving home for the day & remember you need some smoke to take with you just as your leaving,then in a rush you just reach into the family size freezer bag,grab a fat wad -o- buds & jam them in your pants pocket along with a one hitter pipe & say fuk the baggie,i aint got time for all that shit.

Been there before.

Sorry sir I prefere to stay clean in my high state.... Baggie or jar ness necessary fo sho

you know you're a pothead when there is more shake in your pocket than lint...

when you pray before your bed time bongtoke to have another good wholesom weed filled day.

when you blow in your pipe and a hunk of resin shoots 12 feet across the room and sticks in your carpet. mine does that at least every 3 days.

When you start smoking again after 15 years and find that within three months you have purchased $500 in smoke gear, have 70% of your grow room built, and suddenly find yourself overwhelmed with botanical knowledge you never thought you'd want.

-RT76

lmfao that was a good one

when you eat six choclate eclairs after a hash bowl .. lose youre water and lighter and start thinking .."if i were them where would i be "

pharlow said:

when you eat six choclate eclairs after a hash bowl .. lose youre water and lighter and start thinking .."if i were them where would i be "

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when you understood this guy^^^^

When You buy a house just so You can grow Your own killer buds.

When Your using Your grow lights to exclusivly heat Your house during the winter time, and you practically live in FREEZING Canada. Recirculating the air from Your grow room, through a carbon filter to Your kitchen.

When all Your windows in your house are all fogged up and dripping with water because of the latter ^^^

When You can't have anyone in Your house past 8 o'clock because the 900 cfm inline fan starts up and sounds like a small jet engine in Your kitchen (thats where I ran the duct to, it was the closest room).

When I (You) can grow the best weed that I ,and My friends, have ever smoked.

When You know practically know everything there is to know about growing Herb.

When You have to set up a subpanel to power Your grow room.

When Your buying 3 gallons of super concentracted nutes at a time.

When You marry a girl because her name is Mary Jane (This doesn't apply to Me though)

Thats got to be up there. Top 10 at least.

when your closet has absolutely no room for clothes.

indianaman said:

when your closet has absolutely no room for clothes.

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lol and if it does your clothes wreak of bombdigity nugs

when you wash all ur dishes just so u can have an empty sink to clean ur bong in

when you just move the dishes a little t5o the side to tip the shit down the drain. so hopefully ya wont hit them lol.

When every night you find the most killer hiding place and every morning it takes an hour to find all youre shit.2 Ya turn on youre pc and you cant remember the password you switched it to because it was unbreakable! and you didnt write it down.

hydrotech364 said:

When every night you find the most killer hiding place and every morning it takes an hour to find all youre shit.2.

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thats a good 1 +1 rep

when you have an empty pipe in your hand and you can't remember if you just loaded a bowl and cashed it out or you were about to load a bowl. then you realize it doesn't matter because it is always just cashed out and always about tohave a new bowl when its empty