Yo mama jokes

Your moma is so dirty she smokes toilet weed.

PS BIG P, love the avatar.. that is how I learned to smoke

your momma so dumb she thought the last one was funny

your momma so fat she got her own area code.

shortybighead said:

your momma so dumb she thought the last one was funny

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burn

it's time for a fat momma off.

your mama so fat she sits on the house not in the house

your mommas so fat her shadow weights a ton

ANC said:

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

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nice one! putting it in my mental archive

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

yo mama jacked the kool-aid man for a sip.

Yo momma so fat when she dropped out of holding hands across America, it took 5 people to take her place,

Yo momma so fat, when they burned her at the salem witch trials, the whole town smelled like bacon for a week.

your momma like the library.. open to the public..
your momma is like a hoagie.. she don't care what kind of meat goes in..
your momma like a door knob..everyone gets a turn..

Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a bandaid

yo momma sucks DICK for beer money.