Yo mama jokes

Yo Moma So Poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Your momma so ugly, we had to tie a porkchop to her neck when we went skiing, so that the saint bernard dog wouldnt run from her.

yo mamma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales start singing we are family!

ya know like the old song in the seventys

yo momma is soo dirty when she goes in the ocean she leaves a scum ring around the shore

yo momma soo fat she was going to name you BEEF GRAVY...yum

yo momma so poor she buy toilet paper from the second hand store

yo momma so cheep she uses both sides of the toilet paper! 1 ply

yo mommas so ulgy she has to sneek up on water just to get a drink

Yo mama so dirty, you wipe your feet BEFORE leaving her house.

yo mama is so fat wen she falls off her bed she falls both ways . haha

yo momma is so ulgy she could make a freight train take a dirt road

yo momma is so fat if she could jump up she would get stuck

You're momma is so fat when she turned around it was her birthday

You're momma is so fat her belt size is the equator

ANC said:

Yo mama so dirty, you wipe your feet BEFORE leaving her house.

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ha ha ths a good one ,what the hll their all funny hahahahaahh

yo mama is so fat mc donalds asked for some doner fry oil.
serious!

your momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

yo momma so fat the army uses her panties for parachutes

yo momma so fat she came out the house with a malcolm x jacket on and helicopters tried to land on her back

you momma so fat she shoots up elephant insulin.

yo mama is so studid, she flowers sativa under CFLs