Yeah yeah another drug test question -.- Kinda urgent! (Need suggestions)

Have an interview in a week and I smoked 3 days ago, been sick and sweating for the past day.... In addition to drinking tons of Gatorade would VERY hot showers actually help with getting the THC out of my system(like a sauna)?

I am also looking for something online like a Detox drink or pills, anything thats worked for you (That wasn't too expensive) please let me know!

i use niacin 500mg u can get them at GNC for bout $8. it has always worked for me even when i was in military. but just so u know you will turn red and they burn. take 2 at a time drink water

Anyone else??? :s

Do a Google search on Certo and passing drug tests. When I was locked up several kids used that to beat the weekly probation drug tests. It's a canning preservative or something, not sure what it's gonna do to you but they were definitely smoking and still passing the piss tests.

I got clean in 36 hours in college by hitting the gym and rowing for 4 hours while wearing 3 layers of sweats. I drank several of those big gallon jugs of Gatorade too.

Also if it's only for a job, get someone else's clean urine. I wouldn't try to fool the state like that, but for a job I might

Instead of buying detox or some bullshit go out and get a Wizinator, $20 and lasts a long time, comes with about 2 Oz of synthetic urine and refills are like $15 if that.

Its basically a pouch that you strap around your waist like a belt with a tube and a shut off valve. You can also get one with a fake penis on it, my buddy has one for probation. They run about $150 though

LOL never heard of the Whizzinator... Good Idea but i'm not going to pay one-fiddy for it.

I have a Wizzinator, Used it and it works. They are 180 dollars though, not twenty, not sure where that number came from

When on pins I did just as ur doing drinking water then Gatorade but I thought how can I sorta mask it so b4 my drug test I drank 3 shots of apple vinniger taste like shit but I smooked the day b4 and tested negative the day after so I'm guessing the vinniger over powered the traces if thc good luck though whizzinators work good to

almost any headshop sells synthetic urine for about $50-60 ... you can check out www.urineluck.com

Get some fake piss. Quick Fix to be exact.


I just passed my pre-employment drug screening with it. Start my new job tomorrow! It's about $30 and you should be able to find it at your local smoke shop.

I have took over 50 drug tests. If they don't watch the head of your dick. Use fake urine or some one elses.
I normally use a small bottle with hand warmers taped to it(not footwarmers they are to hot.)
I have used diluted citrus cooler gatorade and straight water to pass them in a pinch.
Condoms full of piss tied to you beltloop with a small string also works it also does not need a hand warmer it will get hot enough
laying against your skin. i also use a digital themomator to get the temp right before I go in.

a small pin will pop the condom.

If they want to watch you tell them you have to shit.

Just go get fake piss...
I used Dr. Green's Agent X (or something like that) and my buddy used QuickFix... we both passed our tests. Just make sure the piss is between like 92-100 (there's a temp thing on the side of the bottle) and you will pass. For mine, i put it in the microwave for 13 secs (it says 10, but it didnt get warm enough, so I put it in for a few more). This brought it to around 98 degrees. I then wrapped the hand warmer around it with a rubberband, put in in a sock, and tucked it under my junk. I wore sliders (the skintight things you wear in sports) so it wouldn't fall out.... whitey tighties would work too. When I got to the center the woman directed to my restroom, I dumped it into the container up to the line and poured the rest in the toilet (I didn't know if she would look at the water to see if it had change color). The temp came in at 97 degrees and I got my results a few days later.

I used Quickfix for a job test recently, worked perfect, cost me 25$ and arrived the next day UPS


I used to dilute when I had WEEKLY test for probation that was monitored, you need to stop smoke for at least 72 hours and drink a ton of water, take creatine supplement, and vitiman B's to color ur urine yellow. This worked for me just fine, I would take my test then smoke for 4 days then quit for 3, took this test over 100 times like this.


Best bet if its un-monitored just use synthetic - its so easy and its flawless if you got it at the right temp you can't go wrong, if you dilute method your gunna be all nervous for the results lol, syntetic is completly worry free as long as you hand her the cup with a temp between 90F and 100F no problemo

best advice don't buy it from a headshop it could be old, order it online direct from quickfix.

mjetta said:

I have a Wizzinator, Used it and it works. They are 180 dollars though, not twenty, not sure where that number came from

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My headshop carries the ones without the penis for about $40. I've seen them as cheap as $20 I think thats just the bottle that straps to your thigh though, not sure.

Polecat said:

a small pin will pop the condom.

If they want to watch you tell them you have to shit.

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Its for a job, they won't watch. If they try, call the cops yelling "RAPE!"