WTF is this synthetic weed??

Sup, I’m new. I paid 80$ for this shit. Smoked synthetic weed before back in 2012 and had panic attacks, anxiety and became depressed from it. Never said I would smoke it again. This is the first time my dealer gave me this bag. He’s been legit so far. I was in a rush when I bought it and noticed the shit said not for human consumption. My question is did I get ripped off? Also when I hit him up asking if this shit was ok to smoke because it said not for human consumption, his reply was “it’s just the bag bro” lol.

Not a great pic of the sample but it kind of looks like weed lmao

I'd be saying WTF too.

Man just smoke it. The label was meant to make the weed sound bad ass (it looks less than that).

Yeah some brown weed, hate the photo browser zoom CSS. Why would he even rebag it in that. I’d make him eat it just on principal!

My phones pretty bad at taking clear pics

bag of popcorn or K2 / Spice. .... you got ripped.

JhighasaJet said:

Sup, I’m new. I paid 80$ for this shit. Smoked synthetic weed before back in 2012 and had panic attacks, anxiety and became depressed from it. Never said I would smoke it again. This is the first time my dealer gave me this bag. He’s been legit so far. I was in a rush when I bought it and noticed the shit said not for human consumption. My question is did I get ripped off? Also when I hit him up asking if this shit was ok to smoke because it said not for human consumption, his reply was “it’s just the bag bro” lol.

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Can I ask where you live? $80 is steep even for top shelf nugs.

I haven’t smoked in 2 months. Thought I was going to enjoy myself tonight. Shit smells like gasoline. It looks kind of like weed but I’m not risking it. Idk who he got it from or how you could put weed in that zipped bag but I’m fucking pissed. I’m not trying to go back to prison but fuck it. It’s the principal

JhighasaJet said:

I haven’t smoked in 2 months. Thought I was going to enjoy myself tonight. Shit smells like gasoline. It looks kind of like weed but I’m not risking it. Idk who he got it from or how you could put weed in that zipped bag but I’m fucking pissed. I’m not trying to go back to prison but fuck it. It’s the principal

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Well, if you lived close by, I would just give you some sympathy weed. That really sucks man. I feel your pain, but I'm spoiled anymore here in CO.

Homeboy talking reckless on the phone now. He never played me. He sent me these pics. Should I still try it or throw it away?

JhighasaJet said:

Homeboy talking reckless on the phone now. He never played me. He sent me these pics. Should I still try it or throw it away?

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I think it's all good man. I think he just bought those baggies since they're kinda cool and it makes his weed seem more impressive. I actually kinda like his packaging, even though I'm no Batman nut. And that definitely looks like real weed to me.

Dude it looks like weed to me.

Look ... it “ may “ look like weed but you said it smells like gasoline ( synthetic smell ) then thats a double hell no.

it could be sprayed with god knows what . Why the sketch looking bag ? ... what happened to getting an old zip of weed you can see upfront ?

Budzbuddha said:

Look ... it “ may “ look like weed but you said it smells like gasoline ( synthetic smell ) then thats a double hell no.

it could be sprayed with god knows what . Why the sketch looking bag ? ... what happened to getting an old zip of weed you can see upfront ?

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Only one way to find out

Give a bong hit to someone you don't like and see what happens... Personally I wouldn't smoke anything that came packed in a bag saying "not for human consumption", and then it also has a chemical smell.....fuuuuck noooo!

There's hundreds of YouTube clips of people tripping out from that shit, and none of them look to be having fun.

manfredo said:

Give a bong hit to someone you don't like and see what happens... Personally I wouldn't smoke anything that came packed in a bag saying "not for human consumption", and then it also has a chemical smell.....fuuuuck noooo!

There's hundreds of YouTube clips of people tripping out from that shit, and none of them look to be having fun.

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well I just blazed it. not as potent as I wanted it to be but yeah it’s weed. lol at this thread.

Can you link a YouTube video that matches your statement.

manfredo said:

Give a bong hit to someone you don't like and see what happens... Personally I wouldn't smoke anything that came packed in a bag saying "not for human consumption", and then it also has a chemical smell.....fuuuuck noooo!

There's hundreds of YouTube clips of people tripping out from that shit, and none of them look to be having fun.

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I really don't think he has anything to worry about. I the guy just got some special herbal bags to better present his weed. There are tons of special baggies out there now.


And looking at the baggies his buddy is using, it looks like they're new when he packages the weed in them. So, I wouldn't stress. And if I was him, I would be apologizing to my weed dealer as soon as possible for questioning him, but that's me.

Good luck ... let us know if your dick falls off.

*thoughts and prayers

Looks like grey market vendors are getting creative to stay competitive, baggies are so boomer.

The local delivery kids were running their own brand, website, food, packaging, really funny to see since it was so far beyond street dealers.
They even had an "Information Booth" in a parking lot next to food trucks, they got lots of aging boomers to pick up the peace pipes again...lured them in with CBD balm, then showed them the good stuff.
Pricing and quality was stellar, so hopefully they are up and running again this Summer.