Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

lahadaextranjera said:

God my bf is so annoying! He's just put all the clean laundry folded in a pile with every single item inside out, how i washed it!

Now I sound like I've got OCD, which I havent!

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Dyna808 said:

Yeah that guy sucks, but not all back door guys are creepy racist

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Dyna808 said:

I would fold all your laundry and munch on your box everyday if I was your bf

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Snake Plisken said:

Yea. Leave the guy alone? Or are you that desperate for someone to pick on? Meh, probs just cranky from being up for 3 days straight........

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Yessica... said:

I may have been up for awhile, but you are the one that sounds like he needs a nap...

Why you gotta be like that bro?

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lahadaextranjera said:

But can you also pound me with a 9" cock?

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Snake Plisken said:

I just woke up from 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep, smoked a big fat bowl, eating a burrito. I'm not sure what you mean, "be like that"....just saying, give the fucking new guy a break. you were new too, once...

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Dyna808 said:

STFU mainliner wanna be

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Snake Plisken said:

I just woke up from 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep, smoked a big fat bowl, eating a burrito. I'm not sure what you mean, "be like that"....just saying, give the fucking new guy a break. you were new too, once...

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Dyna808 said:

That made me hard. Sure I'll get your a brutal dildo if that's what you want. I'll pound your pussy all day with it.

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lahadaextranjera said:

My dildo got cobwebs and I threw it out! I need 9" of the real deal!!

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Yessica... said:

Come on @Snake Plisken , you're plenty pretty. No need to be all Jealous on the internet. You can't compete with tits. You just can't do it.

It's Science.

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You were not "just saying" you were picking on me in a back-handed style like a chick. Along with dropping things like "whoring it up for likes" and other such gems.

You know what you were doing.

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Yessica... said:

Come on @Snake Plisken , you're plenty pretty. No need to be all Jealous on the internet. You can't compete with tits. You just can't do it.

It's Science.

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You were not "just saying" you were picking on me in a back-handed style like a chick. Along with dropping things like "whoring it up for likes" and other such gems.

You know what you were doing.

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Alienwidow said:

You sound like a mod when you talk like that. Whats your interest with this thread? Doesnt sound like you want to be here.

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Gary Goodson said:

those are some great fucking tits!

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Yessica... said:

I KNOW RIGHT??

I've been googling nice tits gifs like a fucking creeper face for months now. Never came across those until today. FUCK.

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Snake Plisken said:

lol is that why you bombarded my pm box with accusations and then begged for forgiveness when you finally figured out who I was? lollolol

what if I was a mod? lolol you guys are so fucking easy to rile up

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Yessica... said:

Are you having a psychotic break?

ooooooh - because I thought you were that Sheena girl. Because I thought that maybe you were getting jealous of internet attention or something silly and then decided to create a sock puppet account and try to be mean.

But then you said it wasn't you. Member?

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Snake Plisken said:

your projecting your fears. perhaps it is you who is jealous, and craves attention! lol

dude you guys have to try these new frozen chimichangas, el Monterey, bombby!!!!

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Yessica... said:

I never intentionally tried to be mean to you. Remember that.

You're in the naked thread fucker.

Tits or GTFO!

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Snake Plisken said:

nudity is against the rules

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