--will i pass my drug test--

So a couple days ago i was called by a friend and told that I had a job interview if I wanted it.

I have smoked everyday for weeks and didnt stop until about 35 hours before the test.

I have heard many many stories about people going in and passing drug test even smoking the same day and I had a lot of people give me advice on this.

Most said to take niacin and cranberry pills and drink as much water as possible. I also bout this 50$ capsole called "strip md" The guy at the head shop swore by this but I have read nothing about it working. I probably waster my money huh?

So basically I took about 1300mg of niacin, (made me look like a lobster) took a BUNCH of cranberry pills and drank almost a whole 24 pack of water in about the corse of 14 hours. I made the room as hot as possible and sweated enough to soak a blanket and a pillow over night (really soaked)

Also I took that strip pill at about 7 this morning and the guy said it would last about 8 hours...I took the test about 2:15 so just inside the deadline.

I had peed SO SO many times before my test that it was perfectly clear. So I bought a soda and chugged it right before the test to darkin my urine a bit.

I am incredibly tall and thin, about 6'4 135lbs. Matabolism is through the roof!

What are my odds of passing? I have heard so many storied about people doing some of this stuff and they swear by it, but I have also heard that none of those methods have any effect at all on the test.

Any input will be appreciated! Thanks ahead of time!

hahahahaha
you took the "flush" niacin.
classic mistake.
ill bet you looked like you lay naked on a beach all day.

Shit cuz it's kinda50 50 u took alotta shit though lol.... My boys took some pills n it worked for them

IHeartMarryJane said:

So a couple days ago i was called by a friend and told that I had a job interview if I wanted it.

I have smoked everyday for weeks and didnt stop until about 35 hours before the test.

I have heard many many stories about people going in and passing drug test even smoking the same day and I had a lot of people give me advice on this.

Most said to take niacin and cranberry pills and drink as much water as possible. I also bout this 50$ capsole called "strip md" The guy at the head shop swore by this but I have read nothing about it working. I probably waster my money huh?

So basically I took about 1300mg of niacin, (made me look like a lobster) took a BUNCH of cranberry pills and drank almost a whole 24 pack of water in about the corse of 14 hours. I made the room as hot as possible and sweated enough to soak a blanket and a pillow over night (really soaked)

Also I took that strip pill at about 7 this morning and the guy said it would last about 8 hours...I took the test about 2:15 so just inside the deadline.

I had peed SO SO many times before my test that it was perfectly clear. So I bought a soda and chugged it right before the test to darkin my urine a bit.

I am incredibly tall and thin, about 6'4 135lbs. Matabolism is through the roof!

What are my odds of passing? I have heard so many storied about people doing some of this stuff and they swear by it, but I have also heard that none of those methods have any effect at all on the test.

Any input will be appreciated! Thanks ahead of time!

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My only recommendation for beating a piss test [if you must smoke weed] is ‘herbal cleansing’ Carbo Clean 32 [available in Grape and Fruit Punch flavors], about $60 at GNC, though you may be able to find it somewhere else.
[FONT=&quot]I'd drink it t-minus 2 1/2 - 3 hours. Piss as much as you can. "The test is supposedly active from 1 or 2 to 5 or 6 hours." The more times you piss the better it is. You won't have to go too much, so after you drink it, piss every ten minutes, force yourself [not joking]. The best method to beat your piss test is to not smoke [or smoke less]. Another thing to look into is JWH-018, or some nitrous, LSD, mushrooms, there are many fun drugs [though they are a lot more serious than weed] that are undetectable in urine.

Also, get a kit from walmart [or any store] to test yourself. TRY to piss dirty for this test. Fill the first half of what you need in the cup with the beginning of your urine stream, and the rest from the last drops of your urine stream. This is ideally the first piss of your day. If you go clean on this one, save your clearing kit. Eat a big fatty meal, don’t exercise, and only drink a little extra water. NOT TOO MUCH! This will fuck up your creatine and specific gravity if you get selected for lab testing [[/FONT]ß[FONT=&quot] This is ONLY if your attempted dirty test is dirty]. If you're dirty... use it and buy another testing kit. Good luck man, so many people give false information over piss tests, they say things like 'niacin, water, cranberry juice...' I did the research, I lived it, and I experienced Carbo Clean 32 beating a PROBATION LAB TEST. This test does GC/MS [toughest piss test ever] and adulterant tests [also tough to beat, detects if you used a clearing kit], including specific gravity and creatinine. <-- and specific gravity and creatinine levels will be FUCKED from water-loading.

Also some tips to help yourself stay clean [no offense here if you live a PETA lifestyle] Eat a shit ton, and eat a lot of red meat. This will boost your creatinine levels naturally. Exercise so you don't get fat. The more you eat the more you shit, and where I'm going with this, is all of the THC absorbed into your system, 80% of it leaves your body through your shit, and 20% of it leaves through your piss. Each time you take 80% away of the THC, the less likely you are to piss dirty. Dark liquor [best], though any will work... (avoid beer a few days before and after smoke sessions) [enough to get good and buzzed (I prefer enough to get FUCKED UP)] 2 hours prior to smoking will help to prevent "Note I didn't say entirely prevent" THC from bonding to your fat cells, causing an equal amount of high from smoking, and much much quicker 'spent' or 'metabolized' THC will be eliminated <-- which is what they detect in a test, active THC will not be detected.

I'm sorry if this looks like a speech, but I want you to definitely understand a VERY brief overview of my countless hours of piss-test-research findings[/FONT].

IHeartMarryJane said:

So a couple days ago i was called by a friend and told that I had a job interview if I wanted it.

I have smoked everyday for weeks and didnt stop until about 35 hours before the test.

I have heard many many stories about people going in and passing drug test even smoking the same day and I had a lot of people give me advice on this.

Most said to take niacin and cranberry pills and drink as much water as possible. I also bout this 50$ capsole called "strip md" The guy at the head shop swore by this but I have read nothing about it working. I probably waster my money huh?

So basically I took about 1300mg of niacin, (made me look like a lobster) took a BUNCH of cranberry pills and drank almost a whole 24 pack of water in about the corse of 14 hours. I made the room as hot as possible and sweated enough to soak a blanket and a pillow over night (really soaked)

Also I took that strip pill at about 7 this morning and the guy said it would last about 8 hours...I took the test about 2:15 so just inside the deadline.

I had peed SO SO many times before my test that it was perfectly clear. So I bought a soda and chugged it right before the test to darkin my urine a bit.

I am incredibly tall and thin, about 6'4 135lbs. Matabolism is through the roof!

What are my odds of passing? I have heard so many storied about people doing some of this stuff and they swear by it, but I have also heard that none of those methods have any effect at all on the test.

Any input will be appreciated! Thanks ahead of time!

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you might actually pass...
i took niacin...but not as much in such a little time period as you.

i took 2 niacin about every other day for 2 weeks..
i passed a drug test 2 weeks after smoking..


good luck...

DubRules said:

hahahahaha
you took the "flush" niacin.
classic mistake.
ill bet you looked like you lay naked on a beach all day.

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yeah you should have gotten the 'flush free' lmao

Oskilatah said:

you might actually pass...
i took niacin...but not as much in such a little time period as you.

i took 2 niacin about every other day for 2 weeks..
i passed a drug test 2 weeks after smoking..


good luck...

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You passed because of the two weeks, not because of the niacin. I am average body in every way possible [muscle, fat, height, metabolism] and I can clear in two days without a clearing kit.

Taking Niacin will do nothing to THC in the urine levels, it will do whatever Niacin is supposed to do for you.

btw.
just substitute clean urine.
i have done it many times.

supplies:
-tight boxer briefs (2 pair to sandwich bottle between) (target)
-empty travel shampoo bottle (in the pharmacy in target w/ small travel stuff)
-hand warmers (sports section at target)

1. put clean urine in bottle.
2. rubber band hand warmer to bottle.
3. crotch bottle between two pair of briefs.
4. wait until hand warmer heats bottle uniformly to around 100 degrees f.
5. go into the test place and simply dump the bottle into the specimen cup.

just be sure you practice walking around so you are comfortable.
walking like you got fucked up the ass last night is a dead giveaway.

DubRules said:

btw.
just substitute clean urine.
i have done it many times.

supplies:
-tight boxer briefs (2 pair to sandwich bottle between) (target)
-empty travel shampoo bottle (in the pharmacy in target w/ small travel stuff)
-hand warmers (sports section at target)

1. put clean urine in bottle.
2. rubber band hand warmer to bottle.
3. crotch bottle between two pair of briefs.
4. wait until hand warmer heats bottle uniformly to around 100 degrees f.
5. go into the test place and simply dump the bottle into the specimen cup.

just be sure you practice walking around so you are comfortable.
walking like you got fucked up the ass last night is a dead giveaway.

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Yes, do this if they aren't watching you piss. That goes without saying.

DubRules said:

hahahahaha
you took the "flush" niacin.
classic mistake.
ill bet you looked like you lay naked on a beach all day.

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Yeah, I was told this after I bought it...does it just not work, or are the side effects just a bummer?

Oskilatah said:

you might actually pass...
i took niacin...but not as much in such a little time period as you.

i took 2 niacin about every other day for 2 weeks..
i passed a drug test 2 weeks after smoking..


good luck...

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Thanks for the good wishes but yeah, you had 2 weeks, I had less that 2 days lol.

The Real Peter Parker said:

You passed because of the two weeks, not because of the niacin. I am average body in every way possible [muscle, fat, height, metabolism] and I can clear in two days without a clearing kit.

Taking Niacin will do nothing to THC in the urine levels, it will do whatever Niacin is supposed to do for you.

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You clean in 2 weeks naturally? I doubt I can clear in 2 days naturally but im probably faster than most...Why do people say they have past drug test in 12 hours or sometimes less..had a buddy that used to work for the airport and they tested him now n then and sometimes he passed w just a few hours notice and niacin flushing

DubRules said:

btw.
just substitute clean urine.
i have done it many times.

supplies:
-tight boxer briefs (2 pair to sandwich bottle between) (target)
-empty travel shampoo bottle (in the pharmacy in target w/ small travel stuff)
-hand warmers (sports section at target)

1. put clean urine in bottle.
2. rubber band hand warmer to bottle.
3. crotch bottle between two pair of briefs.
4. wait until hand warmer heats bottle uniformly to around 100 degrees f.
5. go into the test place and simply dump the bottle into the specimen cup.

just be sure you practice walking around so you are comfortable.
walking like you got fucked up the ass last night is a dead giveaway.

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That was the original idea but i was so worried about the temperature...

The Real Peter Parker said:

Yes, do this if they aren't watching you piss. That goes without saying.

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This was another worry w susitution was I hear that pat you down a some more serious placed...this guy didnt even make me empty my pokets lol

Thanks for all the info but it seems that nobody has a true answer...All remedies have people who swear by em and others have information on those remedies that say they absolutley do not work...EVERY SINGLE THEORY HAS SOME BODY wHO CONTRODICTS IT...I think we need to get this down lol

So has anyone ever passed in a very short period of time with any of the things that I did?

Has anyone failed using my methods in my time range?