Who Made Up Names?

Stormfront · Mar 17, 2008

like who thought of calling finger's, finger's? serious, im trying to think of a cave man grunting "fin fin!!!" and pointing at his hand then he smashes his thumb with a rock "GRRRRRRRRR!!!!" and then the all high and mighty smarter than the other cavemen, guy..."Ook" looks at his hands and says "fiiinn gerrrr".....or maybe the french made it up....fin...the end of your hand....but who the hell named hands????????? :joint:

edux10 · Mar 17, 2008

You must be really high..

PlasmaRadio · Mar 17, 2008

They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing... no wait, there they go.

Talk to you guys later, I am going to stare at my hands for awhile.

fdd2blk · Mar 17, 2008

Stormfront said:
like who thought of calling finger's, finger's? serious, im trying to think of a cave man grunting "fin fin!!!" and pointing at his hand then he smashes his thumb with a rock "GRRRRRRRRR!!!!" and then the all high and mighty smarter than the other cavemen, guy..."Ook" looks at his hands and says "fiiinn gerrrr".....or maybe the french made it up....fin...the end of your hand....but who the hell named hands?????????

that my friend, is a very good question.

wouldn't the first word invented(?) have to be the word "word"?

:mrgreen:

boooky · Mar 17, 2008

fdd2blk said:
that my friend, is a very good question.

wouldn't the first word invented(?) have to be the word "word"?

What about letters? Now im confussed so what is proper gramer? If I see a bird I should just draw a bird makes more sence.

fdd2blk · Mar 17, 2008

i forgot about letters.

Stormfront · Mar 17, 2008

what about weed?

man, who was the first person to look at the plant and be like damn, that smells good, i should burn it....whoever it was was a hero....A LEGEND.

but yea word, who invented that shit too, google doesn't have those answers i don't even know how to ask this question without being stoned, this is deep....
i tried callin Geico to talk to their cavemen, but the lady just hung up on me...this sucks i wanna learn...

BSIv2.0 · Mar 18, 2008

I think the 1st word was proabably ........RUN!!!

Stormfront · Mar 18, 2008

BSIv2.0 said:
I think the 1st word was proabably ........RUN!!!

or possibly the first word was "unga-bunga".... a phrase meaning, "wow that big cat is looking at me like food, but i'm not food...oh shit..." and then the 2nd word was run!!!

BSIv2.0 · Mar 18, 2008

Stormfront said:
or possibly the first word was "unga-bunga".... a phrase meaning, "wow that big cat is looking at me like food, but i'm not food...oh shit..." and then the 2nd word was run!!!

LMAO...That...Was funny as hell

And I think you're right. Thats probably how it went down.

PlasmaRadio · Mar 18, 2008

the first guy to smoke weed makes sense, "I burned that plant and got a good buzz and ate all the buffalo meat." I just want to know who was crazy enough to try milk for the first time. "I dare you to drink the next thing that comes out of that cow!"

Stormfront · Mar 18, 2008

lol probably imitation..."the little cows drink it, so i should too", it would be interesting if they tried it on a bull too....and lived....

cruzer101 · Mar 19, 2008

I started wondering where the word "Shit" came from. Well I found out,

Back in the day, when we used sailing ships to transport everything we used to transport manure in gunny sacks. At first they were stored down inside the ship untill too many ship mates went down there with a cole lantern and ignited the methane and blew up the ship.

So They hung the sacks outside and marked the sacks S.H.I.T. SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT

Stormfront · Mar 19, 2008

better than my idea would have been....S.H.I.T. Super Huge Indescribable Turd

The Boy · Mar 22, 2008

how did they turn the milk into cheese?

SHOOT2KILL66 · Mar 22, 2008

haha this is a good thread , i think all this crap myself sometimes

Just think of the 1st person to sit looking at a big fat smelly cow or pig thinking food and then to rip its guts out and eat it must of been 1 hungry boy haha

Stormfront · Mar 22, 2008

what about the first person to think "hmmm i should shit in the corner, instead of letting it fall while i walk" i bet the other cavemen laughed at him...but he wasn't gonna be covered in shit anymore...he was classy

budman500013 · Mar 22, 2008

the person who first looked at a wild horse running at 40 miles per hour across the frontier and said....you know i think i can train that thing to pull a plow across my fireld all day long, one crazy toked out mother fucker...thats probably how they thought of all this stuff. they just toked up and then the weed did all the work.

SHOOT2KILL66 · Mar 22, 2008

budman500013 said:
the person who first looked at a wild horse running at 40 miles per hour across the frontier and said....you know i think i can train that thing to pull a plow across my fireld all day long.

haha Picture the 1st one trying to make that wild horse his transport :-P

jimmyspaz · Mar 22, 2008

PlasmaRadio said:
They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing... no wait, there they go.

Talk to you guys later, I am going to stare at my hands for awhile.

Well I might go blinder... :weed:

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