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MrMeanGreen

Active Member
Hi all

A shot in the dark really, my son has lost his pet bug. It looks like a baby moth with stripes on its back. Has been a part of the family now for years and we love him dearly. He is very rare and worth alot of money. Reward offerd for his safe return.
 

Eraserhead

Well-Known Member
I have your bug. How much $$$ are we talking about?

I want $5 by tomorrow or I will step on him.

Hi all

A shot in the dark really, my son has lost his pet bug. It looks like a baby moth with stripes on its back. Has been a part of the family now for years and we love him dearly. He is very rare and worth alot of money. Reward offerd for his safe return.
 

MrMeanGreen

Active Member
I can assure you it doesn't have wings anymore.
You evil bastard...... I swear, if you have hurt Tigger in any way shape or form, I will hunt you down like the dog you are. You have no idea what that poor bug has been through in his life and he deserves a good loving home.
 

Eraserhead

Well-Known Member
Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Provided my demands are met.

I want $5.

And a $5 footlong from Subway.

Meatball Marinara.

Wait, scratch that.

I want Dominos.

You evil bastard...... I swear, if you have hurt Tigger in any way shape or form, I will hunt you down like the dog you are. You have no idea what that poor bug has been through in his life and he deserves a good loving home.
 

MrMeanGreen

Active Member
Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Provided my demands are met.

I want $5.

And a $5 footlong from Subway.

Meatball Marinara.

Wait, scratch that.

I want Dominos.
Being British, we don't answer to bug terrorists. Your demands are unreasonabe and and not realistic. By way of a reward, not ransom, we will pay £2.50 and a cheese burger from Mc D's. If he is returned unhurt we will throw in a small fries.

I don't know how you sleep at night, do you not have a heart?
 

Eraserhead

Well-Known Member
How are the British Cheeseburgers compared to American Cheeseburgers from McDonald's? Will I still get cheese? The yellow kind?

I swear if I find one Crumpet in my Cheeseburger.....

I don't sleep at night, I have insomnia.

Being British, we don't answer to bug terrorists. Your demands are unreasonabe and and not realistic. By way of a reward, not ransom, we will pay £2.50 and a cheese burger from Mc D's. If he is returned unhurt we will throw in a small fries.

I don't know how you sleep at night, do you not have a heart?
 

MrMeanGreen

Active Member
Your all mouth, you won't do it. Just look at his frightened little face, you couldn't.

Keep him you shitbag, my son just brought a slug from the garden, we have a new pet now. You can pay the vet bills when he eats too much weed and needs treatment.
 

Eraserhead

Well-Known Member
I still want that British Cheeseburger....

Your all mouth, you won't do it. Just look at his frightened little face, you couldn't.

Keep him you shitbag, my son just brought a slug from the garden, we have a new pet now. You can pay the vet bills when he eats too much weed and needs treatment.
 
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