who is InstantCoffee?

InstantCoffee said:

Follow me, I will show you the way. I am a charismatic leader, people want to be like me. I stand with good posture, and my public speaking skills are flawless.

Dear Leader

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Have you learned?
Will you return?
Will you rise up and slay a dragon for me?

If you get my cock and balls tattooed
on your face I will indeed follow
good Sir.

My ball,
Your court.

InstantCoffee said:

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Did you know your head was shaped like a penis when you took this?

Oh man, this song is so cool, wow!!!!!!!!!!!

And furthermore.

hahahahahahaha omfg

I heard he lives in Bitchburg.

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
Dance all negativity away, we don't have much time, please. Death is certain. Oh, and smoke a spliff with me too.

I will smoke that drugs!

Haha, you shud just post as yourself instant.

We're all freaks and geeks here and you seem cool to me.

Not a big talker.
OK

I'm 28 yrs old, I was born on Halloween. My father is from Palestine, and my mother is from Fiji Islands. I feel like I look like a tan Uncle Fester. My side profile looks so out there. I have an odd shaped head(a big lump above neck, and slopes up), like an alien or primate. I can't please a lady, at all... I'm hairy. I have bad circulation in my legs, feet are always cold. I have depression. I have been on 6 meds at once. I'm too scared to be in public. Around my chest area, I feel pressure all the time, and lump in my throat. I hate myself. If I take my life, it may make someone in my family think about it too. I have to keep going on I guess, we all go sometime. I can't wait until I pass. I won't have to lug around this 200 pound body anymore. I'm gonna fly so free around the universe. I'm gonna have friends, love, and be happy. I hope it is like this. I truly love you guys even though you hate me. I humble myself to the entire world. Everyone around the world read this. I am human just like you are. good night

ok. bit of a talker.