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Priscilla420

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BTW, I just now noted this:
W/E u give a woman, she'll make it greater. Give her sperm, she'll give u a baby. Give her a house, she'll give u a home. Give her a smile, she'll give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she's given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.


HAHAHAHA............I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
LOL That's a good one.. and very true!! :lol:
 

Mrs. Worm

Active Member
BTW, I just now noted this:
W/E u give a woman, she'll make it greater. Give her sperm, she'll give u a baby. Give her a house, she'll give u a home. Give her a smile, she'll give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she's given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.


HAHAHAHA............I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Haha, thanks! I thought it was quite perfect. :)
 

Mrs. Worm

Active Member
Well Mrs. Worm...been there and done that----all of it.
In fact, I'm still kind of there in many facets, LOL.
The mom "fear factor" never dies......in fact, it lingers and grows. I just got my first grey hair because of it. :cry:......oh hell, time to break out the dye.

Stress will kill you.
Mr. Worm......take good care of your lady!--no more slapping her in her sleep. :bigjoint::peace:
If being a mom isn't the scariest, hardest job in the world, I don't know what is. But I wouldn't trade my princess for ANYTHIING. I'm sure you feel the same. I'd love to have another, but I don't think that'd be fair to either child. I'd rather give 1 everything I can.. which isn't always much, but she always has the necesities. 2 would probably be much too financially difficult, which is where the "not fair to either" part comes in.
 

spleefed

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BTW, I just now noted this:
W/E u give a woman, she'll make it greater. Give her sperm, she'll give u a baby. Give her a house, she'll give u a home. Give her a smile, she'll give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she's given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.


HAHAHAHA............I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

I read that to my wife the first time I saw it. She thought it was cool.
 

robert 14617

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stop sending the bogus friend requests hippie , once your reinstated if that ever happens talk to me until then back off please
 

Babs34

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If being a mom isn't the scariest, hardest job in the world, I don't know what is. But I wouldn't trade my princess for ANYTHIING. I'm sure you feel the same. I'd love to have another, but I don't think that'd be fair to either child. I'd rather give 1 everything I can.. which isn't always much, but she always has the necesities. 2 would probably be much too financially difficult, which is where the "not fair to either" part comes in.
Very ironically, the very second I began to read your post, my son had a wild mean streak from hell. :neutral:
Oh yeah, my son has asked me many times to have a brother or sister for him. :shock:
If it was doable, it would have been done already.
If I were superwoman and money were a non-issue, I may well have LOTS of children (minus the actual birth process, mind you:bigjoint:)
My baby (who is not such a baby any longer) will ALWAYS be what I wake up for each and every day. The reality is, he is the reason I keep going...my very heart and soul---even when he's being the biggest shit on the face of the earth.....wait til puberty.:fire:
On the financial end....I barely get by, but my child somehow manages to own an astronomical amount in video games--all of which have been taken away til he gets back on the honor roll. :cuss:
Necessities? What are those? I was told by a tremendous amount of parents that if "my child" didn't have a cell phone with texting, etc. by "this" year....he was a seriously deprived child.
They REALLY meant this mind you.......I'm sorry, but I completely disagree.
Come to think of it, I would have to be making at least 80 grand to keep up with his friend's parents.
At this age, that makes me the worst parent on the face of this earth in his eyes....that and every thing else.:neutral:
Be patient, I keep saying....this too shall pass.
But, will it? LOL, I am so glad that if I could only have one child, that I ended up with a boy, because despite it all.....boys are just cooler in my book.:bigjoint:
I wouldn't know what to do with a girl.
I think a part of me will always be sorry that he is growing up with no siblings...there's so much to be learned when the atmosphere isn't "all about you."
 

Mrs. Worm

Active Member
Very ironically, the very second I began to read your post, my son had a wild mean streak from hell. :neutral:
Oh yeah, my son has asked me many times to have a brother or sister for him. :shock:
If it was doable, it would have been done already.
If I were superwoman and money were a non-issue, I may well have LOTS of children (minus the actual birth process, mind you:bigjoint:)
My baby (who is not such a baby any longer) will ALWAYS be what I wake up for each and every day. The reality is, he is the reason I keep going...my very heart and soul---even when he's being the biggest shit on the face of the earth.....wait til puberty.:fire:
On the financial end....I barely get by, but my child somehow manages to own an astronomical amount in video games--all of which have been taken away til he gets back on the honor roll. :cuss:
Necessities? What are those? I was told by a tremendous amount of parents that if "my child" didn't have a cell phone with texting, etc. by "this" year....he was a seriously deprived child.
They REALLY meant this mind you.......I'm sorry, but I completely disagree.
Come to think of it, I would have to be making at least 80 grand to keep up with his friend's parents.
At this age, that makes me the worst parent on the face of this earth in his eyes....that and every thing else.:neutral:
Be patient, I keep saying....this too shall pass.
But, will it? LOL, I am so glad that if I could only have one child, that I ended up with a boy, because despite it all.....boys are just cooler in my book.:bigjoint:
I wouldn't know what to do with a girl.
I think a part of me will always be sorry that he is growing up with no siblings...there's so much to be learned when the atmosphere isn't "all about you."

Even if you gave him everything his friends have, there'd be another reason you'd be the meanest mom ever. I think its built into most kids genes. But one day he'll see how hard you worked for him. One day he'll "get it". Might be sooner than later.
 

Hayduke

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That was atrocious...I hope that's not your sister...
[youtube]mDFD6gSE6Vo[/youtube]

And for the hippie chick...If you are out of buds, you can probably get high just watching this:bigjoint:

[youtube]N8RBMNMopE0[/youtube]

:leaf::peace::leaf:
 
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