whizzinator?

heyo.. i am not on probation or anything like that, yet i still have to give unanounced ua's about once or so a month for some other crap ... for the last 8 years i have been smoking and they havent been checking for mj, but i happened to get in a lil trouble this year and now they are all over my crap and maybe checking me ua's for thc now.. so, i was looking into one of the whizzinator's or another such device like that, but first i thought that i would ask here if anyone else has ever tried the whizzinator or something similiar.. my ua's are monitored, but not all that closely imho.. the dude stands behind my back and off to the one side, so i don't know what all he see's or doesn't see..
any thoughts or ideas on ua's woiuld be greatly appreciated as i'm not trying to quit smoking for ever in order to keep passing my ua's.. failure of the ua's wouldn't land me in jail or anything like that, would just make me life a lil more difficult, so i'm thinking of trying something along the lines of a whizzinator.

i hear its great "looks so real they cant show it in hightimes". think they give you like a warm up pack and something else to further legit the fake penis. i think ull be fine sounds like they arent too ontop of you while pissing. Ive gotten mixed reviews about detox drinks, sometimes they work for the ppl sometimes not. good luck man

dam612 said:

i hear its great "looks so real they cant show it in hightimes". think they give you like a warm up pack and something else to further legit the fake penis. i think ull be fine sounds like they arent too ontop of you while pissing. Ive gotten mixed reviews about detox drinks, sometimes they work for the ppl sometimes not. good luck man

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very cool dam.. yah, i wasn't really looking for a detox drink as im not trying to quit smoking at all, whether it be for a few weeks out of a month or what, eff that, lol.. the ua's are for something of mf my own choice, but like i said, i enjoy my ganja and am not really looking to stop puffing at all, and would rather find a way around it if at all possible.. i was just on the whizzinator's site, and i have to say that the thing looks pretty cool..
anyone else with any info on it, join in..

I have a friend who has been using one to take piss tests for years now. Some were monitored, some werent. Its worked everytime for him.

PussymOneyWeed said:

I have a friend who has been using one to take piss tests for years now. Some were monitored, some werent. Its worked everytime for him.

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great.. thanks for the info pussy.. i have to admit, that has to be one of the best usernames i have ever seen here on riu, or anywhere else for that matter, lmao.. thanks again pussy..

I've used it, my friends have used it, I even use QuickFix which is only a $20 of synthetic urine and that works extremely well.

Detox is bullshit, fake piss is the shit! (wait wat?)

Benassi said:

I've used it, my friends have used it, I even use QuickFix which is only a $20 of synthetic urine and that works extremely well.

Detox is bullshit, fake piss is the shit! (wait wat?)

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yah, i agree.. i have my doubts about a lot of the detox drinks and teas that you see out there.. that is why i was leaning more towards the fake pee and the whizzinator.. just seems like a better alternative than the detox things on the market.. thanks again for the 411 benassi..

Yeah the Whizzinator is quite useful. I had to use it to pass a pre-employment drug screen and it worked like a charm. The original whizzinator though is almost impossible to find IIRC since the feds shut down the company (they were advertising that it helped people like truckers pass DOT drug tests which, naturally, pissed off the government), but obviously as long as it is legit synthetic urine it's all essentially the same and will work. Just make sure you try to avoid the unisex synthetic urines as they can (supposedly) be detected.

I never used a whizzinator as my test are not monitored but I use QuickFix Synthetic urine dozens of times and it works like a charm every time...I know people that do use whizzinators without a problem thou

also check out my thread about drug testing here: https://www.rollitup.org/michigan-patients/337927-tips-staying-safe-within-our.html

Pretty good guide I wrote after over a decade of cheating drug tests and passing 100% of time while smoking MJ - I summarize all the best methods to pass a test.

yah, i;ve been using my whizzinator along with the quick fix synthetic piss for about three or so months now, and i have to say that i am really impressed with both of these products.. the first time i had to use them though, i have to admit that i was scared pissless.. i just kept my cool, pulled out my big old fake penis and pissed my fake pee into the cup.. all went off without a hitch.. good stuff..

Would you care to elaborate a bit on your situtation? I find my self more than a little bit curious. What could you possibly have going besides court or work you'd have to piss. I remember when I was an account manager for a frozen food distributer they tried to piss test me. I just straight up told them no, and that I wouldn't have my civil liberties violated. After my 5 minute speech which I'd like to add was rather well-informed and well spoke my new boss said "eh whatever, if you feel that strong about it. Come this way, let me show you your desk." I do honestly feel that way, regardless of my weed smoking habits. In this era of big brother there are few places left we as Americans have an expectation of privacy, and I think in our piss should be one of the places we keep the expectation. I think it's extra ridiculous when innocent people not even being accused of anything are forced to piss in a cup, i.e. work, extracurricular school activities, etc. It was nice to stand up for what I believe in and kinda get a reward for that.

On another quasi-related note, I've always wanted to get a black wizzanator. I am white as snow, so it would just be awesome. Time to whip out the giant black shlong and pass another drug test.