which product for clensing your piss from weed works best??

I never thought I'd actually find myself asking this question, but I am really wanting to get a job and I just don't think I can quit for longer than a week or two max without just flippin out on someone or whatever.

I've seen a lot of products out there, I think I'd like to opt for the kind that actually clense it from your body.

but I'd rather go with people who have /experience/ with these things passing. hope you guys can help me.

ultimate gold. but there are lots of things out there that can help. i have detox pills right now. ive used drinks before and they all work. piss like crazy after driinking water for 3 -5 days and then drink the detox drink will help. i wish i could smoke the whole weekend and take the detox and piss im just to chicken shit to try

silasraven said:

ultimate gold. but there are lots of things out there that can help. i have detox pills right now. ive used drinks before and they all work. piss like crazy after driinking water for 3 -5 days and then drink the detox drink will help. i wish i could smoke the whole weekend and take the detox and piss im just to chicken shit to try

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that sounds legit... I can handle quitting for 3-5 days or maybe a little more, but 3-4 weeks is just too fucking much for me.

any other consensus on this? while I appreciate your thoughts and experience silasraven, I would feel more comfortable hearing from more people.

Substitute with Quickfix 5.7 if test is going to quest or other affiliate. If its going to Labcorp then GL either way ive heard mixed reviews on the canadian version workign there.

You have piss on your weed?? cn

Man I'm going to community college to be an LPN and ran into the same problem bro....I hate how people think ALL pot smokers will turn out to be lazy workers cause it just is not true. Look at Michael Phelps for instance....anyway sorry for off topic.
I ended up going with Quick Fix brand synthetic piss instead of a toxin cleanser just because I was too scared to try. Some people here where I live have said the GNC detox drinks work, but they don't smoke near as much medical weed as I do, so I didn't want to risk it....silas, for the Ultimate Gold....is that with you smoking high grade for months before, then laying off for 3-5 days drinking tons of water, then the detox?

hmm synthetic piss eh. I'm not sure what piss test specifically, I'm just hoping for the one most likely to work. most tests wouldn't pick up synthetic piss would they? I would hate to see it happen to me if it did hah.


I'd have to ask around before I go sneaking synthetic piss into some establishment haha.

I'm not sure which tests would pick up on Quick Fix synthetic.....it is supposed to have creatine, gravity and whatever else junk they test for in most piss tests....not to say that the BEST labs wouldn't pick up on it, but I'm sure it would have to be a pretty expensive test. Anybody know anything more on this matter? I do know that Quick Fix passes all of the automatic piss tests like the test strips, and the piss cups that give you results within 5 minutes....just not sure on the piss tests that get sent off to Labs....

EDIT: And it's super easy to sneak in.....3oz bottle right beside your nuts, just be sure to wear tight fitting boxer briefs if you do go that route...I didn't opt for the expensive $120 fake penis....just the 3oz $38 bottle lol nobody stood right there and watched me pee into the cup..

hmm well that's sounding good so far we just need more consensus

cc08150 said:

Man I'm going to community college to be an LPN and ran into the same problem bro....I hate how people think ALL pot smokers will turn out to be lazy workers cause it just is not true. Look at Michael Phelps for instance....anyway sorry for off topic.
I ended up going with Quick Fix brand synthetic piss instead of a toxin cleanser just because I was too scared to try. Some people here where I live have said the GNC detox drinks work, but they don't smoke near as much medical weed as I do, so I didn't want to risk it....silas, for the Ultimate Gold....is that with you smoking high grade for months before, then laying off for 3-5 days drinking tons of water, then the detox?

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yep smoke high grades but not for months..... wait wally word was for a month or so of smoking and i pissed clean with some nasty ass gatorade sized bottle of something. turned my poo blue and green and made my piss neon yellow.

silasraven said:

yep smoke high grades but not for months..... wait wally word was for a month or so of smoking and i pissed clean with some nasty ass gatorade sized bottle of something. turned my poo blue and green and made my piss neon yellow.

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yeah synthetic piss is almost sounding better at this point. I've smoked a lot but idk..

it also depends on your fat content. if your a skinny dude its most likely going to get out of your system real quick

silasraven said:

it also depends on your fat content. if your a skinny dude its most likely going to get out of your system real quick

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yeah I'm 160 lbs but I'm pretty lean... I just am gonig through some hard shit in my life dealing with people I don't want to deal with so it's hard to quit weed right now......

Yea that was my dilemma as well....nobody had enough proof that the detox worked for a heavy smoker like I am in as short a period as 3-5 days....i smoke BHO and Hash sometimes....and at least 2g a day of kind bud....so i figured there was no way i could wash out that much that fast hahaha. I've had to go to drug court before where I used to live, where they make you wear a drug skin test patch...and first month or so I had it I was coming up dirty for THC each week they pulled the patch off to test....guessing they had a way to see if slowly decline as the weeks went on. And I'm 165 moderate build 5'11"

cc08150 said:

Yea that was my dilemma as well....nobody had enough proof that the detox worked for a heavy smoker like I am in as short a period as 3-5 days....i smoke BHO and Hash sometimes....and at least 2g a day of kind bud....so i figured there was no way i could wash out that much that fast hahaha. I've had to go to drug court before where I used to live, where they make you wear a drug skin test patch...and first month or so I had it I was coming up dirty for THC each week they pulled the patch off to test....guessing they had a way to see if slowly decline as the weeks went on. And I'm 165 moderate build 5'11"

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well I used to be like you, now I smoke probably about 1.3 grams a day. possibly 1.5 at most.

For me, quitting was the hardest the first week....mostly because I didn't sleep too well. After that it was easy to not smoke until I got another job. So I didn't have any for six months or so.

It's actually refreshing to take long breaks every now and then. If you smoke so much you are always stoned, being straight is kind of like being high (in a different way) in comparison. And then when you smoke, it's soooo much better. When you are aalways high you are used to the effects. When you've been straight a while, you can appreciate the subtleties of the buzz

obijohn said:

For me, quitting was the hardest the first week....mostly because I didn't sleep too well. After that it was easy to not smoke until I got another job. So I didn't have any for six months or so.

It's actually refreshing to take long breaks every now and then. If you smoke so much you are always stoned, being straight is kind of like being high (in a different way) in comparison. And then when you smoke, it's soooo much better. When you are aalways high you are used to the effects. When you've been straight a while, you can appreciate the subtleties of the buzz

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all I can say is with all the shit I have on my plate right now I can't quit without risking me getting too angry at something.

poplars said:

all I can say is with all the shit I have on my plate right now I can't quit without risking me getting too angry at something.

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Then go synthetic ... it's your only hope. cn

poplars said:

I never thought I'd actually find myself asking this question, but I am really wanting to get a job and I just don't think I can quit for longer than a week or two max without just flippin out on someone or whatever.

I've seen a lot of products out there, I think I'd like to opt for the kind that actually clense it from your body.

but I'd rather go with people who have /experience/ with these things passing. hope you guys can help me.

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The easiest...Stop smoking and drink water. If you are active already add exercise. I've done it twice and it works. I weigh 200lbs and I smoke like a broke stove top shelf only, so it works. Save your money.