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Which detox drinks work?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by stickyicky666, Oct 3, 2012.

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    stickyicky666

    stickyicky666 Active Member

    So basically im kicking myself in the ass right now because i got clean for a month for this engineering job doing roads and bridges, dident think i was going to get it so i smoked for like 2 weeks, and this morning got a call saying i have the job, so i put in a 2 week notice. now im worried im going to get tested in 2 weeks, i could and i couldent
    so im going to be running and working out like a motherfucker trying to get this shit out of me, shouldent take long i only weigh 140
    but i have a couple questions...which detox drinks work? or do any actually work? and if i started drinking a bunch of water intill then help? i know your supposed to drink it before the test but i dont see it hurting.
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    guy incognito

    guy incognito Well-Known Member

    None of them work. Some will claim they work, and they do to an extent, but I will explain why they appear to work.

    When you take a pre employment drug test the cut off for marijuana metabolite (all marijuana metabolites combined) is 50 ng/mL of urine. They also check for temperature, specific gravity, and creatine levels. When you drink lots of fluid you dilute the concentration of everything in your urine. If you take vitamins, specifically B vitamins, your urine will be tinted extra yellow. If you eat red meat your creatine levels will be increased. If you eat red meat (1-2 days before test), take vitamins (1 day before test), and drink lots of fluid (in the hours before test), you will dilute your urine (thereby diluting the concentration of drug metabolites that are detectable) but it will still be yellow and be in the correct range for specific gravity. This is essentially what a detox drink does. It contains vitamins, and it is a fluid, and the instructions usually say to refill the bottle with water 1-2 times so that you consume a lot of fluid.
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    bluntmassa1

    bluntmassa1 Well-Known Member

    don't trust them detox drinks I've tried 2 times and neither one worked and I've had a few friends try I never heard of one person passing with them drinks. your best bet would be the wizinator or monkey wizz they use synthetic urine so you can keep smoking. I've never actualy used one but its probally the only way your gonna pass and it sounds like a decent job you don't want to risk it.
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    TheChosen

    TheChosen Well-Known Member


    What's stupid about that is I would be screwed if I had to take a drug test because I drink a lot of water and my urine is always clear to almost clear.
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    mr2shim

    mr2shim Well-Known Member

    They expect your urine to be yellow? That's stupid.
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    guy incognito

    guy incognito Well-Known Member

    I just recently has a coworker pass using synthetic urine. It was "ur-in-luck" or something. I passed using someone elses piss, which is the way I would recommend.

    If you have access to clean piss go to the store and get yourself a 2 ounce travel size container. They sell them by the shampoos and toiletries. Obtain piss from your source (must be used withing 12 hours of collection) and place it in container and place the container in your underwear. You will also want to get a package of "hot hands" to use as a heating pad. The acceptable temperature range must be 90-100 degrees, and given that you are going to set the cup down, zip up, perhaps finish pissing in toilet, and come out, you are gonna want to be on the higher end. You can always wait a minute or two before coming out to let it cool down into the temperature range (the sample cup they give you will most likely have a temperature strip attached directly to it so the tech can instantly if you are in the acceptable range).
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    skefaman

    skefaman Well-Known Member

    synthetic piss works every time!
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    stickyicky666

    stickyicky666 Active Member

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    guy incognito

    guy incognito Well-Known Member

    They would test the specific gravity then. If it was outside the acceptable range they would say the sample was too dilute and have to do a recollect. If that one comes back as dilute then they may do an observed test (this is where they physically come in and watch you to make sure you aren't cheating), and if that is dilute then they still analyze it and you pass. Most urine is yellow or yellow tinted. Completely clear urine would throw up a red flag.
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    skefaman

    skefaman Well-Known Member

    idk how it works but it does passed 30+ piss test with it
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    TheChosen

    TheChosen Well-Known Member

    I don't really care if they want to watch me, I just find it irritating that you hear how you should drink more water, less soda less this less that.. but more water. And then you can be penalized for doing so? My piss is completely clear, you would have a hard time telling if I pissed in the toilet if you walked in after me. Sometimes when I wake up it is tinted but not anywhere close to the mellow yellow that i see when people forget to flush.
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    stickyicky666

    stickyicky666 Active Member

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    guy incognito

    guy incognito Well-Known Member

    You do not fail the test you simply have to retake it. Your piss should not be crystal clear all the time. If your kidneys are functioning correctly you should be expelling waste products through your urine. Even if you are properly hydrated you should have a yellow tint to it.
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    TheChosen

    TheChosen Well-Known Member

    Yea to say it is completeley clear isn't completely correct. It does have a very faint tint to it, but I get your point. I smoke too much weed to deal with getting clean anyways, I would just buy a fake dick and go that route.
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    dc4

    dc4 Active Member

    Nothing better than arguing about the right color of urine. Splendid.
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    bluntmassa1

    bluntmassa1 Well-Known Member

    somthing like that should work fine I haven't tried them myself though but that one dude on this thread said he passed like 30 times with the synthetic urine. one thing for sure is the drinks don't work I've done 2 diffirent kinds followed the derections to a T and came back possitive for thc both times along with a few freinds that have tried them.
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    TheChosen

    TheChosen Well-Known Member



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    bluntmassa1

    bluntmassa1 Well-Known Member

    right one time I used this detox shit called stuff and I pissed clear as shit the nurse said it was probally gonna be a dilute but it came back possitive for thc.
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    guy incognito

    guy incognito Well-Known Member

    It is very relevant information that could mean the difference between getting a job or not.
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    skefaman

    skefaman Well-Known Member

    ive used fake piss and detox drinks.. the drink work by diluting ur piss with water and adding a shit load of creatine.. fake piss just works.. idk how really. but i never used the fake dick thing just the bottle.. would wear a pair of boxerbreifs and just stick the bottle there.. gotta make sure it doesnt get to hot with the heating pad tho

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