Wheres Pinworm

Unclebaldrick

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One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with @Pinworm .
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Pinworm.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Pinworm about it.
"Pinworm, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "I was riding on your back, asshole"
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with @Pinworm .
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Pinworm.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Pinworm about it.
"Pinworm, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "I was riding on your back, asshole"
bahahahahaha

I thought the punch line might have more to do with dick sucking, but still - AWESOME.

@Gary Goodson , @Alienwidow - nominated for POST OF THE DAY!
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
It was a lot of fun replacing "Lord" with "Pinworm", bless his name. It is a wonderful name.
It is. Think wherever he is, his ears are burning?

It would have been nice to have him around during the naughty threads. He donated the first peen I think!

He could have helped chase away all the pitiful dickless socks. He was always about starting the party, adding to the party, not RUINING the party.

When he comes back we should have a HO DOWN!
 
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