What's your favorite way to avoid work??

Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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I don't know about anybody else but I am not feeling this hump day. I don't feel like doing any defol I just want to go home and get stoned. Soo I am avoiding doing work right now by taking a shit. Anybody else like to shit to give themself a break from the grind?
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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lokie said:
Public masterbation provides an exillerating distraction for everyone.:blsmoke:
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I had a buddy at work who always said he wanted to dress up like Klinger on MASH and jack off on a ram motor to get a section 8 out of there.

We explained to him we didn't think it would work out quite that way and his best bet was get back to work and wait until he has 30 yrs. and retire like the rest of us were planning to do.

We did have a couple guys get disabilities from long term drug abuse because they couldn't do a fucking thing and their hands shook so much they couldn't hold a cup of coffee without shaking all over themselves.

One could try that I suppose.

I just kept on working and retired on schedule. It was the best option.
 
Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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tangerinegreen555 said:
I had a buddy at work who always said he wanted to dress up like Klinger on MASH and jack off on a ram motor to get a section 8 out of there.

We explained to him we didn't think it would work out quite that way and his best bet was get back to work and wait until he has 30 yrs. and retire like the rest of us were planning to do.

We did have a couple guys get disabilities from long term drug abuse because they couldn't do a fucking thing and their hands shook so much they couldn't hold a cup of coffee without shaking all over themselves.

One could try that I suppose.

I just kept on working and retired on schedule. It was the best option.
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Haha, more power to anyone that can get out of working forever, I was just talking about making your current work day go by quicker.
 
Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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Laughing Grass said:
huh?
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It was a hilarious joke about bitcoin but you must not traffic in bitcoin or you'd be laughing your ass off right now.

Usually most people that claim to be "retired" by 27 are involved in the bitcoin trade and people in the bitcoin trade love to tell you all about bitcoin. If you knew more bitcoin millionaires you would be able to tell how hilarious I was being.

Instead I failed. I'm sorry I let you down and most of all I am sorry to myself. I can do better!
 
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