What's Your Definition of a "Weed Nerd".....?

a Weed Nerd is a Student of The Plant, always.

I think being a weed nerd is more then just attempting to grow dank. I would tend to think if your working from a weed nerd point of view you are interested in the how, when and what of these plants and trying to understand them so we can better cater to them while they grow which in turn they will cater better to our needs after the grow. Its the understanding that you personally will never attain every single piece of knowledge out there about our plants but instead of letting that hold you back you see that as a reason to keep striving for more and more knowledge knowing that you'll never stop learning.

Weed: Cannabis, esp. as smoked in cigarettes.
Nerd: An intelligent, single-minded expert in a particular technical discipline or profession.

A cannabis grower who knows less than they think they do and has people believing they know more than they really do

A weed nerd is someone currently in the practice of farming dank or learning to farm dank. A person who lets the energy of cannabis guide them towards happiness. Being a weed nerd is about dedicating yourself to something Higher.

a weed nerd is a person that can never learn enough about weed

Somebody dedicating their life to growing top grade organic cannabis for people who really need it.

A weed nerd is someone that has a designated bowl or joint ready for every episode. Someone who hangs on Subs every word and truly appreciates the insights he gives to all of us. Someone who's greatest fear is Sub getting sick of doing the show.

A true weed nerd owns a pair of night-vision goggles so he can work in his grow room in darkness without disturbing his plants. He wears a pocket-protector while clipping, so he doesn't get resin stains on his shirt from his scissors. He likely owns a high-powered microscope so he get up close and personal with his trichomes. He's also likely modified his computer monitor to emit only green light, so that he can stay up all night playing Dungeons and Dragons Online and reply to RIU threads 24 hours a day from his grow room without waking up the only girlfriend he's ever known, Mary-Jane. Also, he likely cuts up old issues of "Scientific America" to use as rolling papers.

Weed Nerd = the Nikola Tesla of Cannabis.

A weed nerd is a dedicated learner about ALL things cannabis, a true ganja specialist although they can commune with many plants and tend to be strong cultivators. They can listen to weed lore all day without interjecting their opinion as fact, but can kindly put hype and urban legends to rest with points based on BOTH their own firsthand experience and citing research done by others. A weed nerd has an open mind, a steadfast dedication to the plant from propagation to concentrates, and a constant thirst for more relevant knowledge. A weed nerd appreciates concentrates as well as flowers and edibles, and can still converse intelligently about our favorite plant no matter how medicated! A weed nerd truly appreciates and respects the herb and its vibration raising resins! It is definitely cool to be a weed nerd, especially one in a position to share their knowledge and experience with others and help build up our cannabis community to higher heights!

To me, a weed nerd is someone dedicated to the cannabis plant. Someone who never stops learning and sharing. Someone who's not afraid to put in the extra hours of work in order to produce outstanding cannabis. Someone who enjoys the plant in all its forms.

To me a Weed Nerd is someone who dedicates all to the plant. A Weed Nerd sleeps next to his grow. Grows only TGA dank and follows Subcools practices and applies them to there situation. A Weed Nerd waits readily for the next episode to air so they can smoke and chill with Sub. A Weed Nerd studies the plant and always has his head in a book or on a forum learning about dank and how to spread the word to the world. A Weed Nerd isnt afraid to let the world know he is a Weed Nerd. A real weed nerd has marijuana tattoos. A Weed Nerd always has the best smoke in the crowd. Being a Weed Nerd is the best.

a weed nerd is someone who has no friends because they never leave their growroom.

I have hundreds of thousands of friends...Fail

....good start nerds....keep em coming!.....i am still composing mine......Happy Sunday everyone!

A dank dork

a weed nerd doesnt waste time w/ b.s.,a weed nerd gets down to business and focuses to grow the dankiest weed possible and the anticipation of enjoying the fruits of your labor. a weed nerd enjoys his and his fellow growers smoke,no matter what you smoke it out of.
Thanks for the great strains & hard work sub,your the man.
later

someone whos motivation & goals; short & longterm, are to get a perfected environment & produce dank then being able to meet sub & share your success with him.

Hrmm, though seeing as many people are producing good pot nowadays it may not seem that special.. I might need to pickup breeding over the next decade or two, then maybe sub will appreciate the beer we share more.. damnit. How old are you sub? I needa kick things in gear.. it's 2012 >.<