xxxtyrantxxx
Well-Known Member
fyi this is going to be a hell of a rant, im really sick of smoking bad joints and i need to get this off my chest.
im curious if you guys have ever encountered a roll so bad that you have to re-roll to smoke it. Last night i was hangin with some old buddies smokin some grass. Someone passes me the joint and its about to fall apart. Normally, I would be respectful to the guy who rolled it cause its usually his pot, but i had to speak up. imagine a joint that is so loose you have to hold it at the business end to keep pot from flying into your throat. They all thought it was a good roll, disgusting. I was sickened. I pretty much ended up teaching a room full of potheads how to roll a decent joint for 40 minutes. I'm not bragging, cause im sure im not the best, but I can roll a sick joint. Everywhere I roll, everyone is like "dude who rolled this joint(or blunt) its perfect." I've seriously never smoked a BLUNT that someone else rolled that can hit like or burn half as long as my JOINTS do. I can keep a normal zig-zag paper roll burning for almost 10 minutes with 3 or 4 people smokin it. and shitty blunts...jesus. I would be seriously embarassed if I rolled some of the blunts ive smoked at parties. If you're not confident you can roll a great, smooth, long burning hard hittin blunt that doesn't require some random dudes spit on the goddamn roll to burn evenly then dont roll when a room full of people are smoking. I look at it this way; if the end you plan on toking from goes flat when you grab it, either rip it off until it is at a point in the roll where it is tight or roll it again. if the tobaccoo wrap has space between the herb and the wrap, let someone else do it because ya aint ready to roll blunts. and if you EVER roll with white owl cigarello's; never use good weed. Christ that pisses me off too, cheap cigars when im throwing down good weed. This is why I always carry phillies or good wraps when i know im gonna be smokin up. I don't know about you guys, but if someone is about to roll shitty brick weed in a blunt that im going to be smoking, I tell him/her to put it away and ill roll a blunt of the finest, no charge. Tobacco in joints? no problem as long as you arent using smoker friendly brand cigarettes. I use newport tobacco if I know everyone likes menthol, but if im unsure i use parliament, only a TINY BIT THOUGH! tobacco is dumb in blunts. My blunt rolls dont need me to spit on the lit end to burn evenly or longer. Ive timed my blunts before. longest rotation was 38 minutes(consisting of 5 smokers, no chump moochers sittin there hittin it for 3 minutes, consistent rotation) It used up almost 3 grams of bud, but it was easily the best blunt any of them will ever smoke. I rarely hit a blunt at a party more than once. I get offered it, but i kindly decline with "no thanks dude, that roll is fucking wack." HAHA i might sig that.
idk guys, im talkin out of my ass, im ripped so it may not make sense. but ya get the point. long and short of it is:
Do you ever get handed a shitty joint or blunt and actually have to decline its so bad??
im curious if you guys have ever encountered a roll so bad that you have to re-roll to smoke it. Last night i was hangin with some old buddies smokin some grass. Someone passes me the joint and its about to fall apart. Normally, I would be respectful to the guy who rolled it cause its usually his pot, but i had to speak up. imagine a joint that is so loose you have to hold it at the business end to keep pot from flying into your throat. They all thought it was a good roll, disgusting. I was sickened. I pretty much ended up teaching a room full of potheads how to roll a decent joint for 40 minutes. I'm not bragging, cause im sure im not the best, but I can roll a sick joint. Everywhere I roll, everyone is like "dude who rolled this joint(or blunt) its perfect." I've seriously never smoked a BLUNT that someone else rolled that can hit like or burn half as long as my JOINTS do. I can keep a normal zig-zag paper roll burning for almost 10 minutes with 3 or 4 people smokin it. and shitty blunts...jesus. I would be seriously embarassed if I rolled some of the blunts ive smoked at parties. If you're not confident you can roll a great, smooth, long burning hard hittin blunt that doesn't require some random dudes spit on the goddamn roll to burn evenly then dont roll when a room full of people are smoking. I look at it this way; if the end you plan on toking from goes flat when you grab it, either rip it off until it is at a point in the roll where it is tight or roll it again. if the tobaccoo wrap has space between the herb and the wrap, let someone else do it because ya aint ready to roll blunts. and if you EVER roll with white owl cigarello's; never use good weed. Christ that pisses me off too, cheap cigars when im throwing down good weed. This is why I always carry phillies or good wraps when i know im gonna be smokin up. I don't know about you guys, but if someone is about to roll shitty brick weed in a blunt that im going to be smoking, I tell him/her to put it away and ill roll a blunt of the finest, no charge. Tobacco in joints? no problem as long as you arent using smoker friendly brand cigarettes. I use newport tobacco if I know everyone likes menthol, but if im unsure i use parliament, only a TINY BIT THOUGH! tobacco is dumb in blunts. My blunt rolls dont need me to spit on the lit end to burn evenly or longer. Ive timed my blunts before. longest rotation was 38 minutes(consisting of 5 smokers, no chump moochers sittin there hittin it for 3 minutes, consistent rotation) It used up almost 3 grams of bud, but it was easily the best blunt any of them will ever smoke. I rarely hit a blunt at a party more than once. I get offered it, but i kindly decline with "no thanks dude, that roll is fucking wack." HAHA i might sig that.
idk guys, im talkin out of my ass, im ripped so it may not make sense. but ya get the point. long and short of it is:
Do you ever get handed a shitty joint or blunt and actually have to decline its so bad??
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