What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done While Stoned?

Cannabolic

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Ok so I had this 3/4 ton '84 chevy silverado back in the day. me and my boy blew some smoke around and were cruisin thru the neighborhood and set up those big ass rolling trashcans people put in front of their houses into a pyramid (like bowling, only with a truck for the ball and 50 lb trashcans for pins). all of this seemed complicated to explain to leo. fucked up my car, trash cans, mailbox, and a front yard. dumb.

oh
or watching Carlos Mencia.
lmao good shit
 

engineeredweed

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it was at a family dinner , ofcourse i show up late as hell i was high as hell, i wanted to pour orange soda into my cup but ended up
taking barbecue sauce and pouring that down the cup . Everyone was really disappointed in me and i got a 2 hour lecture from
my dad telling me how he cant believe his son is a stoner
ahahaha this is the funniest thing i've read all day.
 

Top 44

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Ok so I had this 3/4 ton '84 chevy silverado back in the day. me and my boy blew some smoke around and were cruisin thru the neighborhood and set up those big ass rolling trashcans people put in front of their houses into a pyramid (like bowling, only with a truck for the ball and 50 lb trashcans for pins). all of this seemed complicated to explain to leo. fucked up my car, trash cans, mailbox, and a front yard. dumb.

oh
or watching Carlos Mencia.
Dude, that is seriously funny
 

[Lucas]

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When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.
You should probley edit this to;
The stupidest thing I have ever done while smoking pot was make up the following story.
When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.
 

RetiredToker76

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15 years ago a friend and I spent the evening scrapping resin out of his pipe and proceeded to smoke it. I was the grave yard shift DJ at the local oldies station. We toked up around 9:30 and I had to be at work at midnight. I showed up at work stoned out of my mind.

Sadly we didn't play the 'good' oldies like The Beatles, The Eagles, ZZ Top, or any other good stuff. We played that damned 'bubble gum' stuff like 'I'm your puppet' and 'leader of the pack.'

I was so stoned I just decided to play what I wanted to listen to. The night was composed of everything from Pink Floyd to Depeche Mode, to The Cure. That night sealed my fate at the station, I was canned shortly there after and ended up working at NPR next.

-RT76
 

dannyking

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When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.
we used to have one teacher and we used to smoke in his class all the time too. Man it got so bad in school for a while we used to take pills in the morning before it. I was a bit of a tearaway when I was younger.good fun though. great memories.
 

CRUEHEAD783

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[Lucas];2368472 said:
You should probley edit this to;
The stupidest thing I have ever done while smoking pot was make up the following story.
When I was In 7th Grade, I had started getting high. I loved it so much, In 8th Grade we smoked a fat joint before school. By the time Spanish class rolled around, I wanted to get high again, So I pulled out my pipe, loaded a bowl, and smoked some dank bud right in class. All the people around me covered there mouths, and one chick was like, "It smells like burning!". As my teacher looks, I blow a cloud of smoke out. I just denied it. I was like what smoke?, when she asked why I blew out smoke. Luckily she was some stupid fat chick. Im glad I didnt get caught, I had just bought 100 dollars worth of bud, and It was in my backpack.
Your funny. But what the hell is your problem? I really don't care if some random person on the internet doesn't believe me about something.
 

OregonMeds

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Hot tubbing with a really beautiful tall blond but being so fucking stoned I didn't realize she was a transexual.

Not sure I'd have noticed right away if I were sober either, but I would like to think I'd have caught on sooner.

(I never realized they could be so hard to spot.. We're talking topless here and no I never saw a wang or an adams apple at all. 100% convincing)
 

Tizzle312

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Hot tubbing with a really beautiful tall blond but being so fucking stoned I didn't realize she was a transexual.

Not sure I'd have noticed right away if I were sober either, but I would like to think I'd have caught on sooner.

(I never realized they could be so hard to spot.. We're talking topless here and no I never saw a wang or an adams apple at all. 100% convincing)
so how did u know she/he was a transsexual?
were u feeling her up and all of the sudden felt a nutsack?:lol:
 

Imlovinit

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The first time i got high i went out with 2 of my friends we decided to go to a cool spot that overlooked the highway. Unfortunately I didn't realize we were trespassing. Plus i had a Fck Cops sign in my back seat (it was a joke someone pulled on me. Some jerk put it over my back license plate. Thought i'd never notice it.). Either way, I got pulled over when leaving and the ass in my back seat left it facing up. Next thing i know my friends and I were surrounded by police. Plus they had a rookie soooo.... Got to show him the ropes. If I wasnt baked i woulda thrown out the sign before leaving and hid my pipe and weed. That was the longest day of my life.
 

Greeneyed

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one time me and my friends were getting high behind a church near his house. After a while I was very very high. One of the other kids leaned up against the door and it turned out whoever closed the place up forgot to lock the door, but they sure as hell didn't forget to set the alarm. It started going off, and I was so stoned that I thought it was the sound of cop sirens going off in the distance. I left my bike and bong and booked it hopping over fences through peoples back yards. We returned later and there was no bong or bike left there...
 

OregonMeds

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so how did u know she/he was a transsexual?
were u feeling her up and all of the sudden felt a nutsack?:lol:

No, she dropped hints and I eventually figured out what she was hinting at days later. And even still it was nearly impossible to believe.

I've seen female impersonators and obvious transexuals before, this is a pretty progressive city, but for some reason that's just not something I ever thought I had to look out for.

Weed does not help you pick up on subtleties.
 

Tizzle312

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damn i would be pissed as hell if i was in a bathtub with a fine piece of pussy and then found out she was a he
 

OregonMeds

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Hot tub not bathtub. No need to make it sound worse...

I was never pissed, too much in shock to be pissed. Disappointed if anything, what a let down.
 

Imlovinit

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Hey OregonMeds.... It happened to Ray Ramano in Gilled. Shit I'd bang that chick! Though I'd prob cry after!
 

Imlovinit

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No wait! I'd guess u'd notice once she got naked. I mean....they can't make her that real, can they?
 
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