What's Santa do for money the other 364 days a year?

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Kodank Moment

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I wonder......Santa is busy as fuck for a night...but even at slave wages those elves can't be cheap to employ....plus he eats a fucking ton....and I doubt they cut his ass some food stamps. Unless those elves are his adopted children and not elves and he is a big child slaver. Who knows....but...



Maybe Santa pimps out Mrs. Clause weekly?

Uses the elves for midget porn orgy films...?

Maybe slims down and manages a Jamba Juice?










Take a guess at Santa and what he does in his "off" days from being a communist serial breaker and enterer...
 
SCARHOLE

SCARHOLE

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Santa is cat burgler in the off season.
He also boot legs alot merchindice witch he sells to china.
 
Benassi

Benassi

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He beats the shit out of people for the rest of the year. As most of you probably have witnessed.
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HowzerMD

HowzerMD

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Christmas is big(business) these days, I'm sure he manages. Like crab fishermen; they'll go out for a few months and haul in a year's salary. Santa runs the largest racket known to human-kind. He's got a fall-back even if he blows all of his money on whores.
 
j.p.s.w

j.p.s.w

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HowzerMD said:
Christmas is big(business) these days, I'm sure he manages. Like crab fishermen; they'll go out for a few months and haul in a year's salary. Santa runs the largest racket known to human-kind. He's got a fall-back even if he blows all of his money on whores.
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Lol - he's off the whole season smoking out the village! Why do you think rudolphs nose is so red? He's got that Fire!
 
K

Kodank Moment

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Maybe they're the same guy. It all makes sense. KFC Chicken is magical.....hmm. Good Call. He even faked his own death to throw us all off...
 
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nonfakename

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I'll bet I know what santa does the day AFTER christmas to relax and unwind... Think about it, he's fat, jolly as heck, magical, flies around really high with the help of nature (magical animals... and plants) and he knows how to hide, ain't nobody finding his place, and he gives stuff away to cool people, (puff puff pass?) not to mention the giant celebratory tree he encourages people to have, and if you have one he puts gifts under it, even if it's a different kind of tree than the kind he likes, lol. I can totally see santa sitting in his chair after delivering stuff pulling a giant red velvet bag of pot from his magic belt and with a puff of smoke out comes a joint and some buds and papers and a bowl and a lighter, and sparkles, and he fires one up and drinks some Cocacola from those glasses. I can totally see that.
 
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