Whats a good reason to have money

StacksOnDeck401 · Oct 8, 2010

just maintain.. dont change your life.. if you use to ask people to borrow money here and there do the same.. or if you was one of them people that was always on point but to a certain point maintain that certain point.. just keep that money as a piece of mind.. so you know you dont need to stress payin a bill or mortgage.. i know people that got money to literally go buy a bugatti or a maybach in cash but as far as other people are concerned their just ordinary negros.. their never worried about payin bills/rent.. their kids are good.. no worries..

Snickelfrits · Oct 8, 2010

just throwin this out there maybe for future endeavors but what about a skatepark as a front??

mconn333 · Oct 8, 2010

buisness front seems like the best option. or find some one who you trust that has like a construction buisness or sumthin like that. make up a fake contract for work, pay for it, then have them pay you in payroll checks your money back. of course you will have to throw them a bone too. my aunt did it for me when i stacked like eight grand sellin a little pot one year.

golddog · Oct 8, 2010

mconn333 said:
buisness front seems like the best option. or find some one who you trust that has like a construction buisness or sumthin like that. make up a fake contract for work, pay for it, then have them pay you in payroll checks your money back. of course you will have to throw them a bone too. my aunt did it for me when i stacked like eight grand sellin a little pot one year.

I was a Business Consultant.....

I would write business checks (for services) to friends who agreed to give me 80% in cash and I would issue them a W-2 or 1099 at the end of the year.

It would all run through my business :bigjoint:

Stoner Smurf · Oct 10, 2010

I'm an investor. I'm a day trader. That's how I used to explain ill-gotten gains to family and friends. Read a brief article on the basics of day trading, and when someone asks just let the BS roll off your tongue.

thedoc08 · Oct 13, 2010

I can tell you that if it goes through a bank and the bank files a suspicious activity report (SAR), if the money has been removed from the account by you, the IRS doesn't really like you telling them you spent it on hookers and blow.

PurpleRhinoceros · Oct 13, 2010

I wish i could think outside the box for you. But the ideas I read have already presented themselves in my mind. I have to agree with getting a cover job like mowing the grass. Buy a riding lawn mower and a decent set of headphones. Mow a few neighbors yards a week for dirt cheap, absolutely cheap. So that they like you and keep you around. Put the mower on a trailer and tow it with you when you leave your house occasionally, so people think you are going to do more work.

Maybe you could form your own LLC or something and have some other bullshit retarded business. Making something cute and selling them. Have a website/p.o. box to sound legit and everything, but say that most of your profit comes from cash at the flea market. Show up at the local market a few times and make friendly with neighboring salesmen, peddle your shit give some away so that people remember you. And done.

justinbars · Oct 19, 2010

just get a part time job as a waiter or bartender at a nice restaurant. At my local restaurants the waiters can pull up to $400 a night in tips and they only get paid like $3 an hour on paper.

cerberus · Oct 20, 2010

LetricBud said:
Yea invest in some assets...stocks, gold, silver...But keep your investments under 5k per month.

Then start a small business...Something that deals mainly in cash...but also doesnt look suspicious with a bunch of cash moving around.

Lets say you invest a few thousand a month into gold, silver, stocks...In the meantime start stockpiling cash into safety deposit boxes, safes, etc.

Once you have a shitload invested...Withdraw your investments after a year or so...and invest that cash into your small business, or a new business.

Then you can continue to use your incoming cash to invest in those stocks, gold, silver, etc...

its recipricol...You cash into small investments, which turn into large investments...cash those out so there's a legitimate flow of income.

Then...Lol...Once you really start having a shitload of cash...Buy real estate.

From then, you can sell your properties, assets, busniesses, etc...and you'll have a few million under your belt if you've done it correctly.

this bares repeating.

xJoeBlaze · Oct 20, 2010

If its that much of an issue, just don't tell whoever, you have that kind of income.

$Mike$ · Oct 21, 2010

xJoeBlaze said:
If its that much of an issue, just don't tell whoever, you have that kind of income.

That's the best answer period.

a dog named chico · Oct 21, 2010

Dragonus said:
Lets say an eighteen year old is pulling in 2-3 thousand dollars a month and has no job, whats a good front for the money coming in?

Landscaping? thats what i would say, cutting grass in the summer and snow in the winter. accounts for your time and money(kinda)

valley grower · Oct 21, 2010

if your making that kind of cash money a month u better start some kind of businees where u can wash your money

Johnny Retro · Oct 21, 2010

xJoeBlaze said:
If its that much of an issue, just don't tell whoever, you have that kind of income.

Its hard to get by in this society without big brother watching us

$Mike$ · Oct 21, 2010

Johnny Retro said:
Its hard to get by in this society without big brother watching us

It's easy....don't run your mouth about your hustle, it's simple. I live in an area of 2 cops on my block. I never lose any sleep.

Johnny Retro · Oct 21, 2010

How do you buy a car, or a house, or somthing that costs big bucks? Im dealing with alot of money here, its not chump change and its hard to get this money clean.

Fluxcap · Oct 21, 2010

Johnny Retro said:
How do you buy a car, or a house, or somthing that costs big bucks? Im dealing with alot of money here, its not chump change and its hard to get this money clean.

Easy, look for a seller who wants cash. Usually they are looking for some quick cash and don't want to pay the taxes. Say your dropping 150k for a house, a seller looking for cash will draw the paper work up saying you gave much less money, as this allows them to dodge taxes as well. They won't rat on you because they have just as much to lose.

Or you can take your cash and start a legit business. Hell if you can find a decent forex trader you can clean your cash and come out ahead.

cerberus · Oct 21, 2010

this is stupid.. its not about how to buy the thing. now this 18yr old with no job has a car and a house and shit, and his neighbor is thinking how the fuck when I'm about to get evicted.. keeping your mouth shut doesn't close other peoples eyes..

six8 · Nov 30, 2010

say you're a website designer, this way all you need to show is you have a computer. all the other businesses (landscaping, car detailing, etc) would raise suspicion because you can't show any equipment you have for it. go to the city clerk, establish a dba for $20 bucks for jonny builds websites, some cheap business cards and you're good to go.

six8 · Nov 30, 2010

don't buy a house...rent it...don't buy a car...lease it. or buy a bucket for cash and hook it up. if you want more advice, for a fee ill take some off dat cash off your hands and set things up for you.

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