What thoughts make YOU freak out when you baked?

I started freaking out because my friend once told me my nose was turning black...and I felt it.

Did at first but I developed a concentration technique that involves changing the subject in my mind like a bipolar school child when ever I start thinking the slightest bit of paranoid thoughts.

I haven't bugged out since.

Yeah, maybe I have been smoking for too long but I dont freak out. Granted I dont really ever freak out when I am sober either anymore. After all there are a lot more important things to worry about than irrational thoughts playing out.

But when I smoked and drove I started thinking it was a terrible idea and started imagining all the bad things that could happen. So i stopped doing that

Dude, under those clothes, she's NAKED! There is only like 1/32" of cloth between your eyes and heaven.

You would think that thought would get old eventually, but not yet.

I have the worst fear of everyone! every time i bake and think about my grow, i always convince myself that my plants are going to get to flower and die! even knowing thats unlikely, i still freak out.. no bud is not cool :[

I bake a lot in my room and i never wear my contact lenses so im pretty blind. I used to have helium anniversary balloons in my corner and in the dark against my dark walls they used to look like michael myers holding a knife. the balloons would move a bit and it looked like he was moving his head..I knew it was the balloons but my mind convinced me it was the serial killer about to stab me to death. my heart skipped a beat that night lol.

when i get super high i always think im hearing noises, but im not

my paranoia has been pretty bad lately

hahhaha... you guys are foony!

Its just so interesting that when you smoke dope... it can (depending on your mind or the dope) let you think about things in such depth and detail than in a normal state of mind you simply couldn't..... kinda slows you thoughts down so you can think of one thing and not a million at once...

I suppose therein lies the reason you get paranoid or think scary things.... cause you focus on the little things you ordinarily would just brush off.... and it simply manifests itself in your mind

funny how it happens....

Death! Being really stoned just makes me more aware of my own mortality. Start getting too deep in thought i guess. Sad reality.

When I smoke too much I sometimes convince myself that others are reading my thoughts and can see everything I have ever done or thought. . .

Once, I decided it'd be great fun to get absolutely BAKED and then toddle off to my 'Cultural Anthropology' class at the local community college. We were treated to a video featuring a woman who spouted on and on about how the government and big businesses are trying to spy on our every move through bar codes and 'smart' technology.

I learned that in some drugstores... anyone who picks up a package of razor blades has their picture taken by a hidden camera. Why? Because they are the most-stolen item. Certain department stores play subliminal messages layered in the muzak that is goin' on in the background.

Needless to say, it made me mad paranoid in a hurry... killed the buzz something awful, too.

man i swear driving high fucks with me.
once me and my best friend drove to the city to get one of our friends, he had a backback with half an O of bubblegum kush and a scale and baggies... my best friend was driving and i was shotgun, and our other friend was in the back with his girlfriend.. we decided to spark up a blunt he already had rolled up and we start smoking it while we are driving in the highway.. we get pretty baked... once we get to the small suburb streets a cop car gets directly behind us.. he is on our ass for like 5 minutes... i imagine he was checking the plates or watever... my friend is pretty fucked up and is tweaking super hard! while the cop is behind us he slows down and starts to drive all weird, hes tweaking so fucking hard that he asks us to make conversation with him cause he was so nervous of the cop... we were sure that we were gonna get pulled over! out of nowere the cop just drives ahead of us and goes upon his business!! me and my friends start to celebrate saying "that shit was close", "damn we wud have been fucked cause u have half an O and bags and a scale!" while we are being all happy and celebrating we pull into a little side street a few houses away from my house.. out of nowere we see the cop lights go off!! i cudnt believe this shit!!! so this fucking cop pulls us over saying "wat the fuck is up with u guys?? why are u driving all slow looking all suspect when i was behind you?" my friend tells him "cause a cop was behind me and i wasnt trying to get pulled over" the cop was a fucking asshole being sarcastic and giving us shit.. he says "ok well i know that u guys probably got a little bag of weed somewere in the car..but thats not wat im looking for., he says "i normally wud search u guys but i dont got time for this shit" so he let us go without shit!! so we just drove home and now i have a fucking phobia of driving high!! i still do it but only short distances, and i never have shit on me.. but man i get tweaked out now! that little encounter with the 5-0 fucked it up for me... now i hate driving baked.. the thought alone makes my balls sweat hahah.. i feel every car is a cop... i hate that shit!

hahaha damn youre lucky as hell eddie...


i would of shit my pants too

CreepyStevie69 said:

hahaha damn youre lucky as hell eddie...


i would of shit my pants too

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hahah man i was so happy once i got home!
lol

Scariest shit ever was going to McDonalds stoned as hell probably one of my first times too. We were driving on the highway and I should have never gotten in the car, but this kid kept drifting off the road and stopping really abruptly. After Saying he sucks at driving he flat out let go of the wheel and said someone else drive. If that wasnt bad enough in McDonalds some guy knew we were high said some rude comments to us about why we were so happy, he then went back to his table whipped out a cell phone and either called the police or scared us. We grabbed our food and ran like hell back to the mini van.

Wow... that sounds like a nightmare. I hate it when assholes kill the buzz...

oh i hate when that happens. i once was at a local pizza buffet and when we go there the owner was real rude. he then talked to a bunch of workers and all the employess kept pointing at us and then the manager picked up the phone and was talking for a while staring at us the whole time. we scarfed our plates and booked it...

CreepyStevie69 said:

oh i hate when that happens. i once was at a local pizza buffet and when we go there the owner was real rude. he then talked to a bunch of workers and all the employess kept pointing at us and then the manager picked up the phone and was talking for a while staring at us the whole time. we scarfed our plates and booked it...

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Yea thats pretty dick imo, if were not causing any harm or being reckless then leave us be. All we did was laugh a lot and smile we didnt pester you...

Yay im now learning how to roll! sorry just had to post that.

drasman123 said:

Scariest shit ever was going to McDonalds stoned as hell probably one of my first times too. We were driving on the highway and I should have never gotten in the car, but this kid kept drifting off the road and stopping really abruptly. After Saying he sucks at driving he flat out let go of the wheel and said someone else drive. If that wasnt bad enough in McDonalds some guy knew we were high said some rude comments to us about why we were so happy, he then went back to his table whipped out a cell phone and either called the police or scared us. We grabbed our food and ran like hell back to the mini van.

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that kid that was driving sounds like a dick man. my one friend is kinda like that and always wants to fuck with me when I'm high. one time I was chilling on the couch and he just started hopping on top of me. totally killed my buzz.

If people touch me while im high unless its a girl in a sexual way its really a buzz killer... I had one friend who would step on your heels while walking and even spit on me... Its gay cuz i know they are really not that unfunctional