lahadaextranjera
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As I'm a Londoner, this ones got me in stitches!
What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?
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Silly String
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I won't go into detail, but I got 86ed from the REI (it's a sporting goods store) in Corte Madera, CA.
It wasn't super slutty, but uh..... loud.
It wasn't super slutty, but uh..... loud.
ChingOwn
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hmmm I saw a living crab getting pulled out of a vagina in Thailand but alas no eels...I could see the interest if it was an electric eel
minnesmoker
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That makes two of you that it had in stitches.
UncleReemis
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I was nailing a girl under the covers on her bed, and her friend came over and walked into the room and started talking to her. Despite her friend's presence, she coached me to keep nailing her.
lol so naturally, I kept nailing her.
lol so naturally, I kept nailing her.
clint308
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hahahaha That's the best thing eva!!!
clint308
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I picked up this chick once , she was hot as . I got her home and she was all over me.
She said she wanted to do something really dirty and kinky , so i told her to undress
herself and do a head stand in the cornerof the room , she looked at me abit funny and then proceeded
to do what i asked . Once she was upright i quickly grabbed her hand bag and hung a big crap in it .
I said " was that dirty enough ? " she slapped me and ran out !!!
Maybe she didn't like standing on her head !!!
She said she wanted to do something really dirty and kinky , so i told her to undress
herself and do a head stand in the cornerof the room , she looked at me abit funny and then proceeded
to do what i asked . Once she was upright i quickly grabbed her hand bag and hung a big crap in it .
I said " was that dirty enough ? " she slapped me and ran out !!!
Maybe she didn't like standing on her head !!!
Hydrotech364
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Did I ever tell ya'll about the time I stuck My Tongue in a Phillipino Whores Ass?Some of my old buddies still call Me "Dirt Dobber". 
theexpress
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I once got some head on the brownline el train under a coat with a half dozen people on the train car I was on.... I didn't know those people.....
Stoney McFried
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I can never stick my tongue in your mouth now, hydro.
Did I ever tell ya'll about the time I stuck My Tongue in a Phillipino Whores Ass?Some of my old buddies still call Me "Dirt Dobber".
Hydrotech364
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I can never stick my tongue in your mouth now, hydro.
I'm Devastated
robert 14617
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say its not so stoney....whats up 364
Stoney McFried
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*Does something slutty*
robert 14617
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blushes and giggles
Stoney McFried
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Ok, not to hijack the thread, I'll add my own story. I don't know if this is slutty or not.I was sitting at home talking to a guy on the phone one day, and my brother came in and started fucking with me. I can't remember what it was about but I eventually told him I could make him leave the room, he said I couldn't, so I stuck my hand down my pants, put a finger in the box, and then licked my finger. He ran away, I won. As he shouted "Freak" from the other room, I asked my friend on the phone if what I had done would have grossed HIM out. He replied in a shaky little voice,"No....that's HOT."
Hydrotech364
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Wasssuuupppp? So You and Stoney come back @ almost the same time...Were ya sharing a cell?
Stoney McFried
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We've been freedom fighting in the Detroit McDonald's men's room. For air.
robert 14617
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pc shit the bed back in july , we moved three blocks to a new house ...still have two mortgages,fixin to start selling handies out at the end of leopard street to make ends meet , slutty
Stoney McFried
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Poor man! Perhaps you could perform some sexual favors for money. *Holds out a suspicious looking C Note*
robert 14617
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this is the last time that rabbit had me walking funny for three days last time