what is the best non-violent form of revenge

kid cannabis

kid cannabis

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if hes such a junkie hell have drugs in his house. an anonymous tip is a good idea. or take all your males and leave them in his house and get him busted for cultivation. make sure theres no finger prints on the pots though
 
bob+marley

bob+marley

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herbygrower said:
you say this fucker smokes crack....get some your hands on some coke , cook a 8 ball with bleach an leave it somewhere hell toss it on his car seat( crack heads dont care where its from chances are he thinks he dropped it there ) when he smokes it hell never smoke anything ever again
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try it. manufacture some fucking blow. see if he'll bite. Grind up glass reallly reallly reallly small.

bleeding of the lungs sounds justified.
 
dr.skunkfunk

dr.skunkfunk

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crystal gripping hippies.... god.....go get your shit back

I would let this motherfucker know I was on too him.
catch him at the gas station or the bar and slap the fucking taste outta his mouth..

I mean in front of god and everyone.. expose him for what he is ... a fucking thief and your enemy and let him know if he comes back its gonna get worse.

then I would slice his tires every time I saw his truck for the rest of my life.

you would be doing him a favor before he steals from the wrong people and ends up as worm tea.

thats why he is hitting your shit ... he got clean away with it twice .... he will be back next grow... why not free weed no consequence....he has no sense of fair play.

he is using your good nature to steal for a living..

he has learned this behavior... you have to create some reason so he will steer clear of you and your shit....or move..

else he is gonna keep following you around and finding your grows

karma or no if a deer keeps eating your crop you stop the damn thing ... this is no different....

you have a two legged pest... you have to figure out a way to control pest... just like a spider mite but worse... he is a fucking pest just because this pest drives a truck doesnt make it ok

karma or no karma why not just let spider mites eat your whole crop and say it was your bad karma.


BULLSHIT STOMP THAT FUCKERS ASS


well
 
kid cannabis

kid cannabis

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dr.skunkfunk said:
crystal gripping hippies.... god.....go get your shit back

I would let this motherfucker know I was on too him.
catch him at the gas station or the bar and slap the fucking taste outta his mouth..

I mean in front of god and everyone.. expose him for what he is ... a fucking thief and your enemy and let him know if he comes back its gonna get worse.

then I would slice his tires every time I saw his truck for the rest of my life.

you would be doing him a favor before he steals from the wrong people and ends up as worm tea.

thats why he is hitting your shit ... he got clean away with it twice .... he will be back next grow... why not free weed no consequence....he has no sense of fair play.

he is using your good nature to steal for a living..

he has learned this behavior... you have to create some reason so he will steer clear of you and your shit....or move..

else he is gonna keep following you around and finding your grows

karma or no if a deer keeps eating your crop you stop the damn thing ... this is no different....

you have a two legged pest... you have to figure out a way to control pest... just like a spider mite but worse... he is a fucking pest just because this pest drives a truck doesnt make it ok

karma or no karma why not just let spider mites eat your whole crop and say it was your bad karma.


BULLSHIT STOMP THAT FUCKERS ASS


well
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agreed. great comparison
 
GPD.831

GPD.831

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Put Muriatic Acid and bleach on his lawn and driveway,

Get on his roof at night and start hitting it with a sledgehammer, then once he goes out of the house, lock him outside and start hitting shit inside the house with the hammer. Tear fuckin everything down with firey hate, and when you come out the door charge him with the hammer, or maybe a hatchet. knock his ass to the ground, and take 1 finger. job well done.
 
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llltimelll

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i agree with dr. skunkfunk


or.....

maybe you could jus bang his mom, sister, girlfriend, or mom....get her addicted to the dick, then start pimpin her out on front street....make her suck dick for crack, stretch her pussy out real good, then take vids of her and comment all the time around his friends about how she loves to give slow head for like three hours....and how you dont like to wear condoms, you would jus rather finish in her mouth all the time, everytime.


and whenever you see him refer to him like this,"oh, look, its crackhead larry....wuts up crackhead larry? you still robbin frm ppl wen they are not looking to support you and your boyfriend's crack habit??" --and make sure you say it loud...dont worry, its okay

:joint::bigjoint:
 
Bak'tIndus.420

Bak'tIndus.420

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haha my favorite is after a good day of fishing let the carcas sit in a mixture of rubbing alcohol and water coveredwith plastic wrap.now you use as is or use pantyhose to drain then go to the truck and pour iinto the ac intake then the smell is permanent also the cheese idea is good do about 12k of damage in the long run
 
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resinraider

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Framing him with coke will put him in jail faster then child porn but child porn will cost more in legal fees. Coke is a garentee as he will have possesion of it and since he's known to cops, its gonna be hard to prove it aint his. Child porn is much more serious tho. It will cost him more in legal fees with child porn.altho If he gets convicted with child porn it will haunt him for the rest of his life! He will have to tell neighbours when he moves, good luck finding a job. All and all child porn will hurt him more but coke would be the faster route
 
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llltimelll

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or maybe a better question at this point would be, "how does he keep finding out where you got your plants...???" how does he know when to strike?? WHO keeps him informed???
 
Mr.GreenJeans

Mr.GreenJeans

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resinraider said:
Framing him with coke will put him in jail faster then child porn but child porn will cost more in legal fees. Coke is a garentee as he will have possesion of it and since he's known to cops, its gonna be hard to prove it aint his. Child porn is much more serious tho. It will cost him more in legal fees with child porn.altho If he gets convicted with child porn it will haunt him for the rest of his life! He will have to tell neighbours when he moves, good luck finding a job. All and all child porn will hurt him more but coke would be the faster route
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Plus any charges involving children will guarantee that once he is in jail his anus will get seriously stretched on an almost constant basis --- until they just kill him. Even convicts have their code and the lowest of the low to prisoners is someone who messes with a kid (with a narc being a close second).

Someone mentioned draining the fluid from the differentials on his beloved 4x4. That is actually a very good idea (and very costly for him!) But if you're gonna get under the truck and get dirty you might as well drain the transmission and motor oil while you're at it!!! If he has a lift kit on it be sure to loosen all the lift bracket bolts.

I thought that I was warped, but some of ya'll are WAY off the chain!!!! So much for the whole "potheads are pacifists" paradigm!!!!!:bigjoint:
 
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Uvoted4him

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Empty pill capsules.... Powder koolaid in pill capules .... Unscrew shower head.... Fill with loaded capules.... They'll be green for a week
 
veggiegardener

veggiegardener

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poowilliams said:
1. Host a chili cook-off that will feature a live performance by his favorite band. (Radiohead)
2. Post fliers on his truck and in his mailbox.
3. Kill his parents and mix their remains with some chili.
4. After he has eaten the chili let him know his murdered parents were the main ingredient.
5. As he starts to cry signal for Radiohead to come near the tasting table.
6. Watch his favorite band make fun of him for being a crying pussy.
7. Profit.
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Eric Cartman already did it.....brilliantly!
 
veggiegardener

veggiegardener

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The Child porn ideas might be effective, but I'd never try it. A single image on your 'puter will get YOU in a world of shit. Never expect the cops not to find you. The snitch will name every person he can think of, with you at the top of the list. 40 years ago, a former employer named me when he was burglarized. Cops realized I was innocent, but still took my stash. My former employer was so embarrassed, he gave me my job back.
 
pot scott

pot scott

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wow! i don't care if they are my best friend. if they stole my plants i would make an example out of them and FUCK THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fire: that way others would be scared to try you like that again.
 
GrandmasBoy33

GrandmasBoy33

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strain stalker said:
I got a good idea for you. Ever heard of "Limburger cheese?" Dude, my dad had one of my brothers to smear this shit on a neighbor's interior of their car because they kept stealing dad's parking spot. THEY COULDN'T EVEN SELL THE CAR AFTERWARDS! It stuck soooooooooooo bad! It smells like hot dead bodies!

Check it out, smear this shit all over his interior and smear it on his muffler (all over the muffler! LOL) everyone will smell him a mile away!!!! .... It really is just cheese, but you should wear some gloves when you do it. He will soooooooooooo want to kick your ass for this one....LOL

I got this info off of Wikipedia
Read >
Limburger is most-well known for its very pungent odor which is caused by bacteria that live in the rind. It has often been described as having the same odor as smelly feet. In its first month, the cheese is more firm and crumbly, similar to the texture of feta cheese. After about six weeks, the cheese becomes softer along the edges but is still firm on the inside and can be described as salty and chalky. After two months of its life, it is mostly creamy and much smoother. Once it reaches three months, the cheese produces its notorious odor.
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i was taking german in school, and our teacher got his hands on a very very very small about of this stuff, im talking like less then half a gram and it made 3 girls in our class puke just from the smell. a kid tried to eat some and he threw up too. i heard its actually illegal to make it in the states cause it smells soooooo bad!! (thats just hear say) anyways ive never been able to find any around my place but if you can get your hands on this stuff and you put it in or on his car id say thats pretty good, although stealing someones plants is really fucked up theres not much you can do if its not legally bein grown... but honestly the cheese is legit and nasty as shit. good luck and try not to get yourself into to much trouble....

ps. in another note, its not ilegal to threaten someone unless you have the cabiblity of doing whatever it is you say youre gonna do... ie: if you say youre going to cut my head off while holding a machette you can be arrested... the only loop hole is if you say youre going to burn, set fire, incinerate, etc you can also be arrested... just an fyi. good luck and hopefully no one will find youre next grow.

sorry if this post if kinda jumpy, im a bit spacey :bigjoint:
 
Stoneyjim

Stoneyjim

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The problem is with people theving off you is tha you have to spend twice as much as the shit they nicked worth to make an example of them id either send him an annonamous nail bomb or pay a crack head to rape him i mean think how much all that bud is worth what a fucking douche, ontop of either the nail bomb or crackhead rapein get a big fat can of paint stripper and pour it all over his 4X4 not after youve slashed his tyres OFC.
 
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