What do gays really want?

upnorth2505

upnorth2505

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laughingduck said:
They seem rather hateful and bitter, it might be all the shit packin they do.
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They want one thing and one thing only. It is spelled out in the gay agenda. AKA "The Gay Manifesto"

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SO-CALLED MANIFESTO IS A SATIRE.

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.​



Women, you cry for freedom. You say you are no longer satisfied with men; they make you unhappy. We, connoisseurs of the masculine face, the masculine physique, shall take your men from you then. We will amuse them; we will instruct them; we will embrace them when they weep. Women, you say you wish to live with each other instead of with men. Then go and be with each other. We shall give your men pleasures they have never known because we are foremost men too, and only one man knows how to truly please another man; only one man can understand the depth and feeling, the mind and body of another man.​



All laws banning homosexual activity will be revoked. Instead, legislation shall be passed which engenders love between men.​



All homosexuals must stand together as brothers; we must be united artistically, philosophically, socially, politically and financially. We will triumph only when we present a common face to the vicious heterosexual enemy.​



If you dare to cry faggot, fairy, queer, at us, we will stab you in your cowardly hearts and defile your dead, puny bodies.​



We shall write poems of the love between men; we shall stage plays in which man openly caresses man; we shall make films about the love between heroic men which will replace the cheap, superficial, sentimental, insipid, juvenile, heterosexual infatuations presently dominating your cinema screens. We shall sculpt statues of beautiful young men, of bold athletes which will be placed in your parks, your squares, your plazas. The museums of the world will be filled only with paintings of graceful, naked lads.​



Our writers and artists will make love between men fashionable and de rigueur, and we will succeed because we are adept at setting styles. We will eliminate heterosexual liaisons through usage of the devices of wit and ridicule, devices which we are skilled in employing.​



We will unmask the powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals. You will be shocked and frightened when you find that your presidents and their sons, your industrialists, your senators, your mayors, your generals, your athletes, your film stars, your television personalities, your civic leaders, your priests are not the safe, familiar, bourgeois, heterosexual figures you assumed them to be. We are everywhere; we have infiltrated your ranks. Be careful when you speak of homosexuals because we are always among you; we may be sitting across the desk from you; we may be sleeping in the same bed with you.​



There will be no compromises. We are not middle-class weaklings. Highly intelligent, we are the natural aristocrats of the human race, and steely-minded aristocrats never settle for less. Those who oppose us will be exiled.​



We shall raise vast private armies, as Mishima did, to defeat you. We shall conquer the world because warriors inspired by and banded together by homosexual love and honor are invincible as were the ancient Greek soldiers.​



The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence--will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory. They will be bonded together in communal setting, under the control and instruction of homosexual savants.​



All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our only gods are handsome young men. We adhere to a cult of beauty, moral and esthetic. All that is ugly and vulgar and banal will be annihilated. Since we are alienated from middle-class heterosexual conventions, we are free to live our lives according to the dictates of the pure imagination. For us too much is not enough.​



The exquisite society to emerge will be governed by an elite comprised of gay poets. One of the major requirements for a position of power in the new society of homoeroticism will be indulgence in the Greek passion. Any man contaminated with heterosexual lust will be automatically barred from a position of influence. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men.​



We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world. We will demonstrate that homosexuality and intelligence and imagination are inextricably linked, and that homosexuality is a requirement for true nobility, true beauty in a man.​



We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed who have been forced to play seemingly bit parts in your dumb, heterosexual shows throughout the ages. We too are capable of firing guns and manning the barricades of the ultimate revolution.​



Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.​
 
laughingduck

laughingduck

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holy crap i will have to add you to my list
Kill if i get a chance:
1. Islamic terrorists
2. shit packin faggots, my brother is gay but he is not a flammin quer so i leave him alone.
 
upnorth2505

upnorth2505

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laughingduck said:
holy crap i will have to add you to my list
Kill if i get a chance:
1. Islamic terrorists
2. shit packin faggots, my brother is gay but he is not a flammin quer so i leave him alone.
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I suppose you think that post was serious? It was an obvious joke. Your OP was posted because you do not like my politics and you don't like gay folks. Can't help that.

ps I am not even close to being a "flamer" That is the way you perceive me because of my politics and the fact you know I am gay.
 
i need help I'm rookie

i need help I'm rookie

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upnorth2505 said:
They want one thing and one thing only. It is spelled out in the gay agenda. AKA "The Gay Manifesto"

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.​



Women, you cry for freedom. You say you are no longer satisfied with men; they make you unhappy. We, connoisseurs of the masculine face, the masculine physique, shall take your men from you then. We will amuse them; we will instruct them; we will embrace them when they weep. Women, you say you wish to live with each other instead of with men. Then go and be with each other. We shall give your men pleasures they have never known because we are foremost men too, and only one man knows how to truly please another man; only one man can understand the depth and feeling, the mind and body of another man.​



All laws banning homosexual activity will be revoked. Instead, legislation shall be passed which engenders love between men.​



All homosexuals must stand together as brothers; we must be united artistically, philosophically, socially, politically and financially. We will triumph only when we present a common face to the vicious heterosexual enemy.​



If you dare to cry faggot, fairy, queer, at us, we will stab you in your cowardly hearts and defile your dead, puny bodies.​



We shall write poems of the love between men; we shall stage plays in which man openly caresses man; we shall make films about the love between heroic men which will replace the cheap, superficial, sentimental, insipid, juvenile, heterosexual infatuations presently dominating your cinema screens. We shall sculpt statues of beautiful young men, of bold athletes which will be placed in your parks, your squares, your plazas. The museums of the world will be filled only with paintings of graceful, naked lads.​



Our writers and artists will make love between men fashionable and de rigueur, and we will succeed because we are adept at setting styles. We will eliminate heterosexual liaisons through usage of the devices of wit and ridicule, devices which we are skilled in employing.​



We will unmask the powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals. You will be shocked and frightened when you find that your presidents and their sons, your industrialists, your senators, your mayors, your generals, your athletes, your film stars, your television personalities, your civic leaders, your priests are not the safe, familiar, bourgeois, heterosexual figures you assumed them to be. We are everywhere; we have infiltrated your ranks. Be careful when you speak of homosexuals because we are always among you; we may be sitting across the desk from you; we may be sleeping in the same bed with you.​



There will be no compromises. We are not middle-class weaklings. Highly intelligent, we are the natural aristocrats of the human race, and steely-minded aristocrats never settle for less. Those who oppose us will be exiled.​



We shall raise vast private armies, as Mishima did, to defeat you. We shall conquer the world because warriors inspired by and banded together by homosexual love and honor are invincible as were the ancient Greek soldiers.​



The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence--will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory. They will be bonded together in communal setting, under the control and instruction of homosexual savants.​



All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our only gods are handsome young men. We adhere to a cult of beauty, moral and esthetic. All that is ugly and vulgar and banal will be annihilated. Since we are alienated from middle-class heterosexual conventions, we are free to live our lives according to the dictates of the pure imagination. For us too much is not enough.​



The exquisite society to emerge will be governed by an elite comprised of gay poets. One of the major requirements for a position of power in the new society of homoeroticism will be indulgence in the Greek passion. Any man contaminated with heterosexual lust will be automatically barred from a position of influence. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men.​



We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world. We will demonstrate that homosexuality and intelligence and imagination are inextricably linked, and that homosexuality is a requirement for true nobility, true beauty in a man.​



We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed who have been forced to play seemingly bit parts in your dumb, heterosexual shows throughout the ages. We too are capable of firing guns and manning the barricades of the ultimate revolution.​



Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.​
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:fire: YEP your going <------there for that one right along with the gays on the first thing smoking str8 d
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That 5hit

That 5hit

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laughingduck said:
They seem rather hateful and bitter, it might be all the shit packin they do.
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laughingduck said:
holy crap i will have to add you to my list
Kill if i get a chance:
1. Islamic terrorists
2. shit packin faggots, my brother is gay but he is not a flammin quer so i leave him alone.
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why you hate'en

1. so are you saying terrorists are ok as long as there not islamic
2. if your bother sucks dick then he is just as gay as the ones you hate , do he get a pass because he is your brother ,, then say that

and why are you so made a gays anyways
theres a lot of people who have life styles i dont agrees with but im not putting them on a kill list
keeping it real you shoud just kill yourself, theres to many people in the world you dont like, it would be ezyer for you,, trust :bigjoint::finger:
 
upnorth2505

upnorth2505

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BTW. I sure you must will know this, but I am NOT the author of the so-called manifesto! It is a complete fabrication and was written as a piece of satire.
 
kmoo

kmoo

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you know that just because a guy is gay it doesn't mean he wants to ram it up every redneck with a bible stuffed under his right wing lol

some gay people are grumpy, some straight people are grumpy - when yer social understanding goes beyond barn dances you may begin to understand that
 
kmoo

kmoo

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yeah even the idiots have every right to express their opinions, regardless of how much they oppose basic human rights and decency lol that's the beauty of free speech

hating people for who they choose to sleep with is pure silly, it has no baring on you yet it freaks you out, that says a lot more about your insecurities than their sexuality
 
laughingduck

laughingduck

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upnorth2505 said:
I suppose you think that post was serious? It was an obvious joke. Your OP was posted because you do not like my politics and you don't like gay folks. Can't help that.

ps I am not even close to being a "flamer" That is the way you perceive me because of my politics and the fact you know I am gay.
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gay is one thing, but do you have to come off with the whole hate everything but gay package? this thread was a joke to YOU after you whored up a load of threads with "hate everything but gays" conservatives do not hate all gays just the ones that think gay is the only way.
 
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