What did you accomplish today?

mr sunshine

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No but I did choke Cain Velasquez out last night. He was at a family get together and he was talking shit. So I showed him whats up! Then I woke up like "Where's my mother fucking belt bitches?"
That guys not even a champion anymore but that's ok. I guess you gotta start small. By the second week I killed the devil and had full control of hell.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
That guys not even a champion anymore buy that's ok. I guess you gotta start small. By the second week I killed the devil and had full control of hell.
I saved a space colony with (or from ... a little unclear) Arnie S. whan I had a vivid dream while leaving methadone. Escaped on a city-sized rollercoaster. Something about "no more drugs" makes me dream the big bright weird stuff.
 

mr sunshine

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I saved a space colony with (or from ... a little unclear) Arnie S. whan I had a vivid dream while leaving methadone. Escaped on a city-sized rollercoaster. Something about "no more drugs" makes me dream the big bright weird stuff.
Best part of being sober is those dreams. I felt like I had something to look forward to, the sex ones are the best.
 

UncleBuck

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apparently there is a PAC-12 NCAA golf tournament in town this weekend. sucks for them because it's gonna snow. but the stanford men's golf team just happened to be practicing at the course i played yesterday. i got grouped up with two of them. posted a 78 to their 73 and 71. my theory about anyone who has their name embroidered on the bag is still true, they were complete assholes.

@Aeroknow
 

mr sunshine

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Word, I actually feel like the UFC has gone downhill since they got bought out. Fuck Dana White too. I better not have any dreams about him! And if I do, I better be choking him out like I did Cain bitch ass.

Maybe next I can kick some dragon ass... or fuck one. Either way
Fucking a dragon would be crazy. Ufc is a shit show now, it's rare when the number 1 contender fights the champion.
 

StonedFarmer

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I walked home from parole office, as I come out of beer store there is mybuddy who was cheating with cat lady on me.


He bought me 5 beers. I am now making moves on his girlfriend.


**flicks rolex**
**adjusts gucci bwlt**
**oooh wjats in my louis v handbag?**
**just 10k and a bit of crack and heroin**

Fuck this nigg I will blast her fase with sf juice


Juat watch for pics

She plays geetar is beach blonde and has an ass i just dont want to say no too

My future wife said "goodluck fam"

I got the louis v handbag
Stuffed full of illicit
A gucci belt holding up ma pants with a black flag and a glock 19

Make money 9r die
 

StonedFarmer

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Do Ibrelapse amd smoke a blast or keepnbeing sf and stacking racks smacking hookers and fiends

I got 5k in my pocket a louis v handbag a glock 19 and a full cooked chicken ready for sale

I want to t9ke a hit..


Relapse sf...
Maybe

I dont know but i want too. Brb i gotta fight

Crack dealing in a worst bar in t.o
.hi
H8rs

100 in crack

I got tjat
 

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Indacouch

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I feel bad. Didn't get pics of the cooked turkey. I put it in a roasting pan with potatoes, corn, carrots and a few other things.

It is time for a cock story.

Sorry to hear that. Get well soon.

I never said anything but spent Easter eve at the hospital with the wife. She is diabetic and lost a bunch of weight recently. Blood sugar all out of whack. She hasn't been getting breaks on time. The night in question she went 5 hours without a break and collapsed at work. Emt's said her sugar was 48.

I went and had a talk with her boss. She will now be getting her breaks on time for snacks and what not.

When I say I talked to the boss it may have been more than talking. One of the girls told my wife I was furious when I went to her work after the hospital.





Hope you and the wife get better. I know I'm a stranger on the net but if you need anything just holler at me.
Long over due on the cock story WB.

Since you failed to share that beautiful cooked bird with us. I think a full on cock thread is in order.

Just sayin
 
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