charface
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I hated those mental tests.
If you were the manager n Bessy had worked there for 40 years was caught
Stealing pencils would you have her
Beheaded?
Uh, yes?
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If you were the manager n Bessy had worked there for 40 years was caught
Stealing pencils would you have her
Beheaded?
Uh, yes?
Blue Wizard
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These were more like:
If you had limited resources to be dispersed between you and your fellow employees which of the following would blah blah blah who gives a fuck?
A. I would assure I had allocated enough resources to complete my assigned task.
B. I would let all my fellow employees obtain the resources they require and take what was left afterward.
C. Who comes up with these shitty fucking questions and why are they worded like something aliens in an old B movie might say?
charface
Well-Known Member
I think the actual question they are really asking is, can you sit quietly while we mismanage you, withhold the support you need to complete our mission and shoulder the blame?
Uh, yes? (sic: no!)
srh88
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When I was a kid I remember taking those tests. I never passed them.
If Bob is smoking crack on the job would you
A) smoke crack with Bob
B) turn him in to a supervisor
C) stay away from Bob.
Fuck it bob.. let's party
charface
Well-Known Member
Never got a job where this test is involved.
I assumed they were looking for honesty.
I was always honest.
Either I'm a monster or honesty is not what they are looking for.
Blue Wizard
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I just read the answers and picked the ones I figured they would most want to hear. Nothing in any of those questions pertain to the job I applied for in any way, shape, or form. I should know, I did that sort of work for nearly a decade.
I figured the questions would have something related to the job, sort of like in the video I had to watch before hand. Nope, just generic BS.
Singlemalt
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They can train anyone they hire; they were testing if you are a "team player" and pliable; i.e. not independent or troublemaker
srh88
Well-Known Member
So don't smoke crack with bob?
lokie
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Just came back from wally world. Ok that's no big deal I know, but I saw something that I have not seen any place else or on wally weird videos.
I went to the restroom and saw a candy dish on the way in. On the way out I could see a candy dish in the front of the ladies room as well, neither of the rooms have entry doors. Privacy is provided
by a sharp right turn that blocks the vision of passers by.
Who eats bathroom candy?
One thing that makes a statement is that the ladies dish was still half full whereas
the men's room dish had only one piece left in it.
I went to the restroom and saw a candy dish on the way in. On the way out I could see a candy dish in the front of the ladies room as well, neither of the rooms have entry doors. Privacy is provided
by a sharp right turn that blocks the vision of passers by.
Who eats bathroom candy?
One thing that makes a statement is that the ladies dish was still half full whereas
the men's room dish had only one piece left in it.
jerryb73
Well-Known Member
Fucking men..Just came back from wally world. Ok that's no big deal I know, but I saw something that I have not seen any place else or on wally weird videos.
I went to the restroom and saw a candy dish on the way in. On the way out I could see a candy dish in the front of the ladies room as well, neither of the rooms have entry doors. Privacy is provided
by a sharp right turn that blocks the vision of passers by.
Who eats bathroom candy?
One thing that makes a statement is that the ladies dish was still half full whereas
the men's room dish had only one piece left in it.
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
Only if Bob is your supervisor
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
Fucking men are pigsJust came back from wally world. Ok that's no big deal I know, but I saw something that I have not seen any place else or on wally weird videos.
I went to the restroom and saw a candy dish on the way in. On the way out I could see a candy dish in the front of the ladies room as well, neither of the rooms have entry doors. Privacy is provided
by a sharp right turn that blocks the vision of passers by.
Who eats bathroom candy?
One thing that makes a statement is that the ladies dish was still half full whereas
the men's room dish had only one piece left in it.
srh88
Well-Known Member
My opinion fully rests on the type of candy. Need more infoJust came back from wally world. Ok that's no big deal I know, but I saw something that I have not seen any place else or on wally weird videos.
I went to the restroom and saw a candy dish on the way in. On the way out I could see a candy dish in the front of the ladies room as well, neither of the rooms have entry doors. Privacy is provided
by a sharp right turn that blocks the vision of passers by.
Who eats bathroom candy?
One thing that makes a statement is that the ladies dish was still half full whereas
the men's room dish had only one piece left in it.
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
Tattling on a coworker doesn't scream "team player" to me. Better smoke with him and pack them fucking boxes!! We need this shipment out by lunch!!!!
srh88
Well-Known Member
You got it boss!
charface
Well-Known Member
If you were sure no one would ever find out would you lick those candies and replace them?
I might have some work for you so...
Nugachino
Well-Known Member
It's becoming the norm to have bullshit questions and require cover letters to get into a job now. And forget handing out physical resumes. Most people will say go online to apply.
charface
Well-Known Member
Then and there I would accuse them of being someone's sock n run out of there.
Then log into their site under the alias
Dixie Normus.
I ain't going out like that.