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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Singlemalt said:
LMAO. Imagine her and a quart of tequila, a night to go down in history
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Fuck yeah....it's like a unicorn, you just don't find them. Midget? Hard enough to find that. Midget/prostitue with a pretty face? Good fucking luck.....
charface said:
What the fuck is an Average midget, that`s like an oxy moron or sumptin.
If you were average you wouldn't be a gawd forsaken midget and you wouldn't be able to charge
those exorbitant prices.
Pick one and be that..
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I'd just want to look at it for a long time. Just have her spread stuff and stand next to huge things, naked of course.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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mr sunshine said:
Fuck yeah....it's like a unicorn, you just don't find them. Midget? Hard enough to find that. Midget/prostitue with a pretty face? Good fucking luck.....

I'd just want to look at it for a long time. Just have her spread stuff and stand next to huge things, naked of course.
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Id like to see her jump rope naked and attempt to ride a regular sized unicycle ....also naked.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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110 for an hour. anything goes, except anal. Asked if I can eat the butt, she said she's never done that before but ok. I'm supposed to text her from my number I blocked my shit when I called....she sounds like a little man but it's definitely a girl, so you know it's legit.... I've always expected midgets to sound like that.
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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420God said:
Does it have the Triton(5.4) motor? If so it'll be about $800 because of the sparkplug setup, and that's if they don't snap one off.
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The Ford dealer my father dealt with for fleet service charged $1500 for a tuneup on a 5.4. That included 2 rebuilt heads. They found it was quicker, and cost less, to just swap heads then dicking around with broken or stripped spark plugs.
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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charface said:
I worry about that kind of stuff alot.
I heard about a guy hauling an engine block in his van and when he wrecked it killed his daughter. Not sure if it really happened but it disturbed me enough to make me paranoid of hauling bowling balls in my back window. Lol
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I worked with a guy who's brother had brain damage from a log coming through the rear window in an accident. My friends don't understand why I'm so anal about securing loads in the rear. :bigjoint:

 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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charface said:
So far Im well into my coffee and finished watching jim and Andy.
It is a Jim Carrey doc about the whole
Andy Kaufman thing.
Of course I liked it.

Getting back to work on flagstone patio today so I'll post some pick later.

Got a twinge in my back for days now
But it really compliments all the other injuries, so I've decided to leave it.
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Just watched that yesterday. Carrey had some good insight on life and happiness.
 
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