What did i do

to deserve this streak of the WORST luck in my life.

Yesterday. Went and bought a new bong/steamroller(its both kinda hard to explain)
And it had a detachable freeze coil neck and it was all for 200$ talked the guy down and ended up buying a bubble bowl piece too so i get home set the bong down when when i set the bubbler bowl piece down it explodes.. so there went 20$ i call the guy and he says come in tomorrow when the owner works so i hang up. toke toke toke, later that night broke my brand new ash catcher.... reallllly pissed now. go in today to get that new bubbler bowl and to trade in one of the bowls i had for a different one, so i get back here toke toke toke and finally done and happy i had a sesh without anything breaking and going to clean the freezer coil piece and go to put it over a towel on the floor and it smacks the floor hard still somehow and the male slide peice that goes into the female piece on the bong breaks.... so now im trying to think of ways to glue it just it it will slide in and be air tight still or if i should look into getting it repaired? but idk where or prices

anyways im super pissed ima go cry bye

ill post pictures tomorrow...

I'm sorry to hear this... but consider it a lesson learned.
Bongs have lots of weak spots, bevels in the glass... THOROUGHLY and I mean THOROUGHLY completely inspect the bong before you leave the store... Bring a friend and have them check it out too.... and even ask the store owner to go through it one more time.

I bought a sick bong before.... took it home.. (didn't notice at the time) but it had a 360 degree crack all the way around the base of the bong... and on the FIRST session the very same day I bought it... I put the bong down on the table and the bottom cracked right off.... a litre of bong water right onto the ground... I was PISSED...

Anyway I cleaned the glass and brought it back, and luckily buddy gave me a brand new replacement.... but yeah bro... if it broke that easily it means the glass was defective... and you learned an expensive lesson.

Also... why waste that much $$ on a bong? Just find a nice glass one for 50-60 bucks... so if it breaks.. no worries.

i like to be creative and make my own bongs. i once made one that was made out of 3- 2L bottles. man that thing was sick. i spend enough money on weed soi figure why spend more on the things i use to smoke it. anyway, i cant really be of help, but i know super glue would be the first thing i tried. it dries in 10 seconds, so itsprobly your best bet.