what a crazy time to be a holographic projection

hello everyone, greetings from holo-deck germany.
this is cpt. megatron speaking.

we welcome all passengers aboard on our intergalactical midnight transfer to final destination. we´ll leave the brainstation on schedule, and will be smooth sailing uncharted waters for what feels like an eternity or two. we wish all present entities to have a pleasant journey, please don´t hesitate to approach our ride attendant optimus prime, to fulfill your expectations.

please put your trust into the crew, and enjoy the program...

I'll take one