Weapon of choice (apocalyptic armory)

Apparently this forum is lacking awful threads, so...

What is your weapon of choice?

Im personally a fan of throwing knives. They are extremely hard to master, but fun to use in combination attacks.

Barney's Pineapple Chunk. Because it's tough and loyal and if wounded this strain will carry you through.

my rapier wit

i do what monkeys do, throw your own fecal matter at people. my goal is to degrade them much before i begin to attack, it works to lower morale.


then, i tear off their own leg and beat them with it, so i can say "stop hitting yourself".

katana for sure

high|hgih said:

katana for sure

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ohhhh.........kendo very strong. but don't forget your wakasazi

Go anywhere near me and he'll scratch ur eyes out!! Check the size of those paws and lock up ur dogs !!!

AK-47 the strain and the gun 2,000 rounds atleast a real good machette and a shovel so I can dig a trench around my garden filled with pungie sticks some claymores would be great to and my dogs

An all diamond war hammer that doubles as a bong

Céline Dion

hey hey!! no weapons of mass destruction

Geronimo420 said:

Céline Dion

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savage BO and body mucus

scroglodyte said:

ohhhh.........kendo very strong. but don't forget your wakasazi

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It's in the shop. cn

A quite tipsy Mary Kay saleswoman swinging a honey badger on bath salts. It's an area weapon. cn

finger punch

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I would love a Thomson Contender

Tenner said:

I would love a Thomson Contender

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I have one in .45-70. Heeeeewack. cn

Tenner said:

I would love a Thomson Contender

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I've got one in .375 JDJ.
Long range Whack!

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I've got one in .375 JDJ.
Long range Whack!

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awesome ... mine's an SSK barrel too! With the Super Brake. looks like a movie prop. A bud called it the Noisy Cricket. cn