ways to pass my piss test in a week.....

BlazinHigh03

Active Member
I heard pee like 20 times a day and that helps lol. also i think you can put some water in the urine to alter the results ;)
 

quik420

Member
First and foremost - stop smoking immediately.

There are 2 options available to you:

Option 1 - Substition:
Simple, either synthetic or someone else's urine. Just make sure it's the right temperature. I believe around 96 degrees farenheight but don't quote me.

Option 2 - Dilution:
This method focuses on loading up on water or other drinks on test day and urinating as frequently as possible before your test. There are a couple things you can do in the days before your test. Begin by exercising and burning fat as much as possible up until 2 days before the test. Burning fat will excrete thc metabolites from your system. You want to stop exercising 2 days before the test and begin building new fat cells by eating fatty foods in these 2 days before your test. Also recommended is loading up on creatine each day starting about 5 days before the test. Creatine is found in urine and since we will be diluting your urine we must rreplace what we will be diluting. Creatine cannot be absorbed by your body within 24 hrs so you must do this atleast 3 or 4 days before your test. On test day about "3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, power or gator aid, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz). In about an hour you should be voiding ‘clear’ urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes. A couple hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage)." Be careful with the amount of vitamin B you consume as to much may turn your urine neon yellow or even greenish yellow. I recommend practicing and learning how much B2 you will need to turn your urine from clear to yellow.

quote and information all comes from IamN2pot's post @
http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testing/12956-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines-n2.html

Cheers and goodluck
 
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