Wat you call bein' stoned?

I saw a post similar to this floating around where people rattled off all the different names for weed, pot, ganja, Mary Jane... ect...

So this one is just a little different and I was curious to know how y'all refer to being high?... Because I find that I NEVER say "I'm so high"... I normally go with:

I'm so fried....
I'm tanked 0.0
I'm fuckin' lit
I'm torched

anyways... how about you guys?

Impulse

It depends

high,
stoned, or
niiiicely toasted

dude im fuckin ripped

blazed, ripped, torn, high, trashed, blasted, stoned, blitzed, lit, torched... prolly missed a few, but me myself am fried more than cournel sanders chicken

i usually say i'm zooted

ooo I left out blazed.. and I've even been known to say "I'm bombed" before.. lol

Im Ripped outta my mind
Im blown
Baked
Blazin
Stoned Hardcore
Fuckin destroyed
In the Elavator
Im a Kite
Where am I?
Scorched
Torchin
Dead
And im sinkin like a stone in the sea.

I like large Vocabulary. Even for a simple minded word as high =( Damn English majors

Ripped or baked is probably my most common. Then next would be stoned, followed by high as a kite. In some cases, I like to say "I'm higher than two kites fucking a/an [insert object here] on [insert date here, preferably 'The Fourth of July']. Baked as a cake is common. Sometimes I like to refer to being stoned as having "broken on through" because I listen to that damn Doors song a lot while baked. Hmmm...mostly ripped, baked, stoned, and high. Sometimes blazed, but rarely. Or sometimes I say "light the onie while I drive, muhfucka." I love roadies.

I usually say baked/blazed/stoned/etc like everyone else. But I usually don't have to say it...stoners have a 6th sense for that kind of thing.

high as a georgia pine
chinese eyes
flyin with the fishes

Irie, thats all thats needed

I just started saying I'm so burnt....

zonked
lit
fried
dazed
flying

im so fuckin.....wait who took my chips????

Man....i'm high as girraffe pussy right now fuck.........

im fuckin blunted....
after smokin a bleezy obviously

whenever i smoke with mexicans they say loc'd

"best times"

right ripped..... right on!!!!

I'm, torn up, wasted, trashed, annihilated....yeah that's it....I'm annihilated.