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Wattzzup

Wattzzup

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UncleBuck said:
How do you feel this account is going for you?
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U show up to help your boyfriend? Hopefully you can type better. Maybe go over some education stuff with him. He’s been out of school for a couple months so I get he doesn’t remember much
 
Joshawah82

Joshawah82

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unreal89 said:
Maybe I'm on the wrong site then... Lets ask who has dropped the most LSD? I see you want me to pack my bags and leave, Ill take it as a compliment
[/QUOTe stayed awake for 6 days on fucking speed then decided to drop five fucking purple gel tabs back in like 96 I lost my fucking mind took me like two weeks to recover from that shit then this summer I dropped fucking like 5 g of fucking mushrooms and decided to smoke some fucking gay too with my boy and literally thought I turned myself into a fucking retard I forgot how to talk and all kind of shit only time I've ever been scared tripping but boy it was fucking intense
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Joshawah82

Joshawah82

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peterstoke said:
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LEVEL WATER IS IMPOSSIBLE ON A BALL
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I'm sorry I don't mean to be a dick but I can't pass up too many more of these flatter conspiracy things without saying something you have got to be a complete fucking idiot to believe that shit why the fuck are we playing planes and boats and balloons and all kinds of shit around the planet then we prove rockets out of the planet what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people fucking hilarious
 
Joshawah82

Joshawah82

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BobBitchen said:
Yea...I'm sure he's....



An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.

A few bricks shy of a full load.
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It's my first day on this so I can website y'all got me fucking cracking up
 
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